Alan Cristoffer (@TedyhereMC)

@TedyhereMC7 Jun 2022

Did 6 test shots beforehand looking for cracks.. here is some printed AR upper, lower and handguard.. we can now self manufacture 80% of an AR on a printer

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Alan Cristoffer · Nov 2, 2026 · 3:17 AM UTC

@TedyhereMC1h

We just make shit up now huh?

Kale Abe

@kale_abe6h

Okay so secret service accidentally took down this plane Yikes

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:40 PM UTC

@TedyhereMCOct 30

Hey... wanna see a dead body? Go see the thread of posts...

Brandon Herrera

@TheAKGuyOct 30

Replying to @katy4congress

Don’t worry, as your Congressman, I will continue to advocate for you on this issue 🇺🇸

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:10 PM UTC

@TedyhereMCOct 30

Banning guns will just create more deaths by people getting guns in back alleys or another state to get their guns... Sound familiar?

Senator Dick Durbin

@SenatorDurbinOct 29

Assault weapon bans work—and states and localities should have the ability to enact them if they so choose. I led my Democratic colleagues in submitting an amicus brief to the Supreme Court urging the justices to uphold the constitutionality of these responsible restrictions on military grade weaponry.

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:14 PM UTC

alkali@alkalineutralitOct 29

@TedyhereMCOct 29

Someone is stuck in the last century

Replying to @warpaint1317

alright buddy, this is demonstrably false. the design is not built for extreme cold, extreme heat, sandy environments, or muddy flats and it isn't even good in jungles either, the only reasons they were used was because of their marketing and they were the most plastic arms there

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:50 PM UTC

@TedyhereMCOct 28

They probably should have not used water...

Rob Carpenter

@RobCarpenterOct 28

A battery-electric semi caught fire on I-880 in Hayward. CHP says it will burn 15–18 hours. A 2024 Tesla Semi fire on I-80 took 50,000 gallons of water.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:44 PM UTC

@TedyhereMCOct 28

When a video has the FSD and Telemetry info cut out I automatically question if FSD was on. My Tesla drives me 80% of the time and I have only had maybe 2 issues since June where I took over and both r just me being cautious.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:36 PM UTC

Patrick S. Tomlinson@stealthygeekOct 27

@TedyhereMCOct 28

Oh... you're retarded... he is here legally.

Just so we're all clear on this, the Trump administration is harboring a fugitive illegal immigrant after they tried to steal an election with help from his billionaire donors. Again.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:28 PM UTC

Montana Libertarian Party

He didnt believe it was unloded... It is visually not loaded and incapable of being fired in this state.. Fucking hell, y'all would die of a heart attack on a trap shoot..

Image from Alan Cristoffer (@TedyhereMC)

@Montana_LPOct 26

Firearm PSA: never point a barrel of a gun at anyone, even if you believe it is unloaded

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:13 PM UTC

It is literally inoperable in this configuration retard.

Ryan Busse

@ryandbusseOct 26

There ain’t a hunting Ed instructor on earth that wouldn’t reprimand a dude who points the muzzle at …. His wife!! Sheezus. Also…pheasants limit is 3….unless you go to a farm where they raise them like chickens for greenhorns to shoot. Fail on gun handling and being a sportsman Troy …could this be any less Montana ??

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:05 PM UTC

Hasan - terrorist supporter

Emp@EmperororeZOct 26

Ethan - Cheater Tectone - rapist Destiny - sexual abuser pedo Dr.disrespect - pedo cheater Andrew tate - human trafficer also a pedo And many more Hasan's opp really are a rogue gallery of villains

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:49 PM UTC

Disinformation Tracker@Disinfo_TrackerOct 25

Please point to this Nazi streamer? If you point to Asmon... You are not a serious account.

Asmongold admits that he's been talking to Ethan Klein "a lot" and Ethan forced Kaceytron to apologize to him. So while Ethan told his liberal audience he was "fighting antisemitism" on Twitch, he befriended a nazi streamer whose stated goal is to funnel viewers to Nick Fuentes.

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 21, 2026 · 1:19 PM UTC

Wait until you look up Clinton and Obama

Fred Wellman

@FPWellmanOct 20

He literally reported his earnings. He’s made $2.2 billion since taking office. These clowns think we are all idiots.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 21, 2026 · 1:13 PM UTC

You know Slur Saturday is based on the players in lobbies with him calling him and just team slurs... right?

DP20@1DaP_PaD1Oct 21

Replying to @Pastromer

yea he's fucking stupid but QTCinderella is also kind of a hypocrite they block some horrible people but the not the misogynistic racist dude who does streams called Slur Saturday and actively hates on the people he's put in the category of

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 21, 2026 · 12:33 PM UTC

jabial 🌐🇪🇺🇫🇷🤝🇺🇦🇮🇱 آزادی 🏴‍☠️

I agree.. you need crew served 30 cal or 20mm.. or possible grenade launcher systems..

@jabialOct 20

You absolutely don't want or need this kind of weapon in that situation. In a 10/7 situation yes yes yes. In a Mohammed Merah situation yes yes yes. You don't shoot looters with machine guns. Allo the shopkeepers to band together to hire a private police that will actually fight. With batons. And there can be a second line with guns if they fail to hold the line. But they don't go first. No one will get looted.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 21, 2026 · 12:26 PM UTC

Dirtbag Left@DirtbagLeft1234Oct 20

He was going to donate to a charity of HER choosing.. that would have helped a cause she believes in even if he didn't believe in it. How are you this fucking stupid?

Asmongold could just donate $200,000 to charity. Why shouldn't he? He's rich. Why are charity donations dependent on other people's stipulations? Only other person who moves this way is Elon Musk. Two rodents.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 20, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

Barbie Hines@barbiehinesOct 20

@TedyhereMCOct 20

"Brown people" They are so racist and yet cannot see it lol

Replying to @ConfusedWorker1 @JamieBonkiewicz @aintscarylarry

I’m criticizing someone who sits by why her husband degrades brown people, like herself and her children. A woman who knows her husband is lying for power and stays.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 20, 2026 · 2:08 PM UTC

@TedyhereMCOct 20

Wait until she finds out Slur Saturday was made because all the other players in the movies calling Peanut Slurs...

Jamie.

@sc0nesandc0ffeeOct 19

Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to matter if you’re a terrible person IF you can get a following. Majority rule isn’t useful when the leaders of the parade are genuinely bad people. Watching people with ‘such and such creator’ in their bio being horrific and the companies they advertise for don’t care because it’s free advertisement. Or it’s much cheaper than if they had to pay for their own marketing.

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 20, 2026 · 2:05 PM UTC

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦

@TedyhereMCOct 20

Reminder.. Democrats were in control and did nothing..

@AdamKinzingerOct 20

Quick reminder before you vote: the GOP has full control of govt and still is hiding millions of the Epstein files. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein infinity

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Alan Cristoffer · Oct 19, 2026 · 12:18 PM UTC

Jaron Mays@jaronmaysOct 19

@TedyhereMCOct 19

You got reparations. Affirmative Action, Federal Assistance programs, Special programs specifically for you, and incentives for college... All in all the federal government has overpaid in all honesty. What has it done for your culture?

As a Black man, I’m not impressed by flying cars. I’d be more impressed if our government pay us our reparations. That’s my message for Black people today.

Alan Cristoffer · Oct 19, 2026 · 12:07 PM UTC