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Ⓞ︎Ⓡ︎Ⓖ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓝ︎Ⓘ︎Ⓒ︎🌱💪 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘 & 𝖘𝖔𝖎𝖑 🥾🪖 ⁿᵃⁿᵒ 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 Grow ❁ || test·er1 Noun: a person who tests anothers proficiency シ︎ - 27 Years Deep

Joined January 2025
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My 62 year old Mom rolled this. She's got her own little ashtray too 💨💪
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Organic living soil flower that actually smokes proper! Solid on the nose, flavor translation, and burn performance. Sour Chem PI ⚗️⛽🌲 Hill Street Genetics (MI)
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Lantz 🍋‍🟩🪐🍋 @1115_Broadway @ridgelinefarms Probably the first soil grown representation I've tried of this strain, and I've smoked a couple P's of her.
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As an experienced grower, I never allowed a bad batch to go out. If it wasn't smoking, the public wouldn't even have a chance to waste their money on it. That's happened two times in my 20 years of cultivating the plant. Tornado Terps has done it twice in 6 months. WTF is that?!
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Come hard or don't drop it. This shit isn't rocket science, but apparently people like to release anything to the public for profit. Consumers who are critical about their flowers are not stupid. Lack of accountability will never be cool, and it will always hurt your business.
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Ever noticed the tiny holes in some Elements King Size Wide papers? I toss them in the trash. @ElementsPapers_
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Really bout that Frog life 🐸 Poison Dart Frogs, from Bogota.
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Started the day with frog/toad more than anything else this year.
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A person who is truly about the plant can easily spot those who are not.
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The game is played with so many bad moves. It leaves endless points for arguments. Many are exhausted with the amount of daily shit they're exposed to. This is supposed to be fun, enlightening, healing, and overall positive. Not a Springer show. Bad actors need to fuck off 👊💯
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Jeez Louise! These tree's smell like cheese 🧀💨 HMK - Headmaster Kush Probably the cheesiest terps I've smelled on anything in years. @_exotic_matter
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It's a freeing feeling to not care about what's dropping next. The ability to remove the FOMO effect from your life is powerful. These day's I'm not putting any effort onto keeping up, with anyone or anything.
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Croptober is here- My 70 year old neighbor gave me this hand roll of outdoor as a gift. Haven't seen a joint this small, and without a filter in year's!
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Many people think tattoos are stupid. Others can't find anything that means enough to them, worthy of tattooing. The rest are just too pussy, and scared of pain. Frog For Life 🐸
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Frog & Toad 🐸📈 - Rankings 1. Don Merfos/Northbay (CA) 2. Cutright Soil (Pink Jar) (CA) 3. Greendawg/Feel Good (CA) 4. IYKYK (CA) 5. Parlay (CA) 6. Seed Junky (MI) 7. Hytek (MI) 8. Favrd (MI) 9. Dankems (MI) 10. Mitten Canna Co (MI) 11. Pressure Pack (MI)
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One of the better paying jobs in the cannabis industry is a postal service worker. Averaging $48K-$65K, per year.
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Toad Venom 🐸🧪 - $90 half zip @HytekDetroit
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These grinders suck, in terms of durability. All of them look like toothless hillbillies, at this point. I've purchased nearly 10 of the large SCS hemp, two piece grinders. Looks like it's time to try the new Proper Doinks, SCS metal two piece.
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