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Joined November 2022
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Rate the level of heat in your area from 1โ€“10. ๐Ÿ™‚ 10 - Even the sun dey ask for water. 9 - Fan dey blow hot air. 8 - Sweating like you just finished a marathon. 7 - You don bathe twice and still dey sweat. 6 - You can't tell if you're sweating or you just came out of the shower. 5 - Hot, but manageable. 4 - Small breeze dey. 3 - Weather dey cooperate. 2 - Everywhere cool and peaceful. 1 - You need a blanket to sleep. Whatโ€™s your areaโ€™s rating?
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Absolutely ๐Ÿ’ฏ right.
Life won't always reward honesty immediately, but don't let that make dishonesty attractive to you. Keep your standards high, regardless of what others do.
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Men are straightforward. I post Cristiano, they like โšฝ
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon Dโ€™Or of All Time is also yours.
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Bruno man Very anyhow player and human
Joao Felix ๐Ÿค Cristiano Ronaldo
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While men were busy scoring hat-tricks, Ezekiel was busy crying over the Boat Award. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ The GOAT is sailing, and Ezekiel is failing. ๐Ÿ’€
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Greatest ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! โšฝโšฝโšฝ
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If I ever forget everything about life, just ask me who the GOAT is. My brain will respond, " RONALDO, " automatically.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Cristiano Ronaldo reaches 985 career goals after scoring a hat-trick for Al Nassr! ๐Ÿค– 15 to go for 1.000 career goals.
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Everybody just dey get red eyes these days, you no go sabi who dey high or who just dey cry finish.
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Why do children tend to fear their fathers more than their mothers? ๐Ÿค”
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We are made for soft life
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Sometimes I wonder if Iโ€™m normal to not bother too much about losing people or being too worried about what life brings. Anyways, I wish yโ€™all a beautiful day ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ
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In the 2000s, knowing your crushโ€™s landline by heart was a badge of honor. Today, itโ€™s no longer compulsory to memorize your partnerโ€™s number. Thatโ€™s fine for daily life, but schools are using this to banish memorization entirely. That goes too far. Imagine trying to pass chemistry without memorizing the first 20 elements. You can't. If you waste all your energy looking up the absolute basics, you have zero mental space left to solve the actual problem. Without the baseline foundation, you won't even know what to ask ChatGPT. Did school memorization help you, or is it dead?
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Yesterday, I covered Basic (grade) one for a teacher who called in sick, and by the end of the day I had completed only four subjects well. At the beginning of the term, I had asked this same teacher why she wasn't covering six subjects a day. I had never spent a full day doing what she does. An administrator who hasn't spent sustained time in classrooms should not be the one to conclude that a teacher is ineffective, because they haven't seen what the work takes.
When youโ€™re not the one responsible for teaching 28 students in a classroom every day, itโ€™s easy to romanticize theories about inclusion, allowing students with ADHD to learn in their own way, and the supposed tyranny of classroom management. But when bottles are flying, students are screaming, and chaos erupts every two minutes--it is rules, discipline, and consequences that save the day, not beautiful theories.
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Ahhh ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ.... Chaii! Na only me and my mutuals dey normal here. Like what is this? Is it by force to share in your "unfortunateness"๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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If no be 500k impressions, wetin Nigerian go find enter Pakistan Space go do? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Atijeatimu yiii na nii Tinubu, you do this one! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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my father once told me a terrifying mystery about our village, where no woman was allowed to give birth to twins. Years later, a woman gave birth to twins, and the villagers surrounded her house, demanding that she hand over the babies before midnight. When I asked my father why, he looked me in the eyes and whispered, โ€œThe last time twins were born here, one was buried alive, while the other grew up to become our village chief.โ€
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my mother once told me that in her village, every newborn baby had to be shown to the oldest woman in the community before sunset, or the child would mysteriously fall sick. One family refused, claiming it was an outdated superstition, but that same night, their newborn began crying in a strange voice that sounded exactly like an old man. The next morning, the oldest woman visited their house, looked at the baby, and whispered, โ€œSo it has finally returned.โ€
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Wizkid celebrating his little man's birthday โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
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At this point, what is the point?
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Y'all meet my WCWโ™ฅ๏ธ
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