Dog owner, mum to a beautiful and opinionated toddler, owner of very little patience but a lot of shoes. Doesn't respond to unsolicited DMs from strangers.
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The honest side of running a small charity: sometimes it’s really hard.
We’re just over five weeks away from our first adult Superhero Mask Ball for Billy’s Battalion at The Boathouse in Guildford. Of the 100 tickets we need to sell, we’ve sold 42.
The costs are mounting, and I’m feeling so disheartened.
I set up Billy’s Battalion in memory of my little boy, who died from DIPG, an incurable brain tumour, aged four. We’re raising money for research because children like Billy desperately need better options.
There’s so much work and hope behind an event like this. Right now, we need some help getting people through the door.
Could you come along with friends? Bring your colleagues? Or share this with someone who might enjoy a night out for a cause that means everything to us?
Black tie, superhero masks, a buffet, Prosecco on arrival and live music from the Ibiza Band with comedian Alfie Dundas hosting — and a room I’d love to see full of people helping us make a difference in Billy’s name. ❤️🩹
Booking link:
ticketsource.com/billysbash/…
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