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I have a feeling that the vast majority of people on Twitter are not aware of how to take advantage of Twitter's search capabilities. I've had people assume I spent a long time finding something when it took seconds
I'll explain how to use some of options with Twitters search.
Been nearly a month now since being hit by an @allstate driver who is 100% at fault. Still getting fucked over. They would not pay for a rental car in all of that time. Now they say they want to total it since they are too lazy to look at the car in person.
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
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Hey @GregAbbott_TX, maybe instead of busing migrants into freezing temperatures and using human beings as political props, you should have bused your residents to places with functioning electrical grids.
My nephew is torturing us by playing "wonderful Christmas time" but it's literally just repeating "simply having a wonderful Christmas time" over and over. He took the batteries from the remote.
Its the holidays so the ghost of Trump's mother is leaving gestated birds in toilets all over the world.
If you're very confused by this...
huffpost.com/entry/trump-ges…
Texas Resistance retweeted
Yeah, yeah ... It may be a bit sac-Willie-gious, but Archbishop Willie of Luckenbach wishes y'all a Merry Christmas!
All of these accounts are compromised..
Reminder to not click the link for these things. They're all a scam.
If you order from Amazon and have Amazon deliver the package, ask Alexa with a smart speaker or through the app to thank your delivery driver. The delivery driver gets $5 and you pay nothing extra.
Texas Resistance retweeted
Grid update: Demand forecast is much lower than last night but ERCOT missed its forecast by 23% last night so that's cold comfort. A miss that bad tonight & conditions would be tight. Reports of gas supply ⬇️ 8bcf overall, ~3bcf in the Permian. Gas/coal outages ~9.5GW. #txlege 1/
Texas Resistance retweeted
New wording on the @TexasGasService website.
Not asking for conservation (but asking for conservation?).














