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โ€œMight tell a joke, but I ainโ€™t gon lieโ€

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This is still hilarious to me to this day, cause wtf was she doing LMAO
She didnโ€™t do anything different than yalls aunties do after drinking 2 wine coolers at the cookout. nitter.cf/seb_cremer/status/9410โ€ฆ
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I hope more money and opportunities find all of you
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Ready for this man to start streaming again ๐Ÿซฉ
Great control Ciyson great control๐Ÿ˜Ž
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URL races are so tedious and annoying during late game career mode
WE GIVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Meanwhile my bookmarks donโ€™t even worked and havenโ€™t since before Twitter was called โ€œXโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My bookmarks are very organized. ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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I would never want Sheree on my team when quick thinking is involved ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ gimme Quad or Porsha
skipped class today .
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Being in your 30's is realizing Single Player games are 100x more enjoyable than Multiplayer games
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She really ate this Halloween costume (if it classifies as such) ngl
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A A L I Y A H !!!
name an album where the intro immediately lets you know you're about to experience greatness.
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Just realized thisโ€ฆ and I love that for me
First in my bloodline to reach this age without a child.
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A power couple is when yesterdayโ€™s disagreement didnโ€™t stop todayโ€™s communication.
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Let me teach you a little something about Ferrari models If it has a name - its for your wife. Except a few outliers. If it has a number or an "F" - thats the real deal. Get the Turbo S. Names: โ€ข Roma โ€ข Portofino โ€ข California โ€ข Amalfi Numbers: โ€ข 812 โ€ข 488 โ€ข F12 โ€ข F50
Thinking about either buying the Ferrari Roma or Porsche 911 Turbo S Canโ€™t decide, help!
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The Greatest Underground Street race in all of Cartoon๐Ÿ”ฅ
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I just realize now in 2026 how wild GTA 5 was, because things like this are banned and get you cancelled in 2026. GTA 6 may have better gameplay, but there's no way it will be as savage as GTA 5 with no filters
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Still a top 3 song of hers imo
she reached a flow state on that song, its actually insane how she slid and spat fucking bars
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they lied about aging because every year i get hotter, happier, and less willing to entertain bullshit
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This here is good use of AI ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Trump after the election: #meangirls #parody
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Megan clocking IG๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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To change the spark plugs you have to remove the whole engine ๐Ÿ˜ญ
If you asked me what my dream car is it's this the Merecedes Benz SLR Stirling Moss 1 of 75. 5.4L supercharged V8, 0-100km/h in 3.5 seconds A prefect beauty.
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12 years of online play have made yall forgot that this a story based game
Is it even worth getting GTA 6 day one when we wonโ€™t have multiplayer til 2027? #GTA6
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