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he/him, animal-friendly, anti-fascist, bisexual, Blount Scholar, streamer, speedrunner, Epicurean, socialist, atheist, PsyD

Portland, OR
Joined July 2008
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Replying to @BentonCoSheriff
@BentonCoSheriff @albanypolice fantastic police work right here: shoot the obvious hostage and then bumble around like you've never cleared a scene before! absolute clowns
ALBANY, Oregon — January 6, 2026 — A 21-year-old college lacrosse player was shot at least five times by Albany police officers after escaping an alleged hostage situation involving his older brother, who was armed with a knife, according to a federal lawsuit and police investigation. Maverick Lyon was visiting his family's home in the 1300 block of NW Twins Lane when his 27-year-old brother, John “Dakota” Lyon, grabbed a kitchen knife and held him hostage. Their father, David Lyon, called 911 after viewing home security footage showing the confrontation. He reportedly informed dispatchers that Dakota was shirtless and wearing pajama pants, while Maverick wore a gray long-sleeved shirt. According to the lawsuit, Maverick grabbed another knife to defend himself before attempting to escape through the back door. Officers encountered the brothers and ordered Maverick to come outside and drop the knife. The complaint alleges he discarded it before crossing the doorway, but officers nevertheless opened fire. Another officer deployed a Taser. Maverick sustained at least five gunshot wounds to his chest, back and face. After being shot, Maverick told officers they had mistaken him for his brother. He was hospitalized for approximately four weeks and underwent multiple surgeries, including removal of part of his right lung, spleen and appendix, along with reconstructive surgery to his digestive system. Criminal History: Dakota Lyon had previously been convicted of assault and weapons offenses and was released from prison in November 2025 under post-prison supervision. Following the January incident, he pleaded guilty to second-degree attempted kidnapping, unlawful use of a weapon and coercion. In June 2026, he received a 77-month prison sentence. Benton County District Attorney Ryan S. Joslin determined that the officers' use of deadly force was legally justified, citing the circumstances confronting them. On November 2, 2026, Maverick filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the City of Albany, involved officers and Benton County, alleging excessive force, battery and negligence. The Albany Police Department declined to comment on the pending litigation.
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Replying to @JimmyDean
@JimmyDean cheese is half the size of what it used to be on SEC biscuits, whole box is like this; very disappointed
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Replying to @NFL
@NFL couldn't see this one in New York and overturn it?
One of the worst pass interference calls I’ve ever seen. No exaggeration.
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Just learned that the @AZCardinals actually hired @HackettJourney and it wasn't to be a water boy LMFAO y'all deserve this loss and every single other misfortune that befalls you 🤣
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Replying to @NFL
@NFL reviewing scoring plays that should already be automatically reviewed, what are y'all actually doing?
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Replying to @SEC
@SEC another blown call from your crew highlighted in front of a national audience with that missed facemask in Bama-Tennessee, how many of these need to happen before you do something about the quality of your officiating crews?
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LMAO and this dude was salty about getting cut from Denver when this is literally all he does week in and week out, what an absolute clown
49ers LB Dre Greenlaw was ejected after headbutting Ernest Jones IV on this play. (📺 FOX)
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Replying to @Google
@Google HOLY SOFA KING SHEET JUST HAD TO RESTART MY PHONE AFTER THE FINGERPRINT READER FAILED COUNTLESS TIMES AND THEN GUESS WHAT? READS PERFECTLY AFTER RESTART WHAT A SHOCKER fix your product this is beyond ridiculous
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Replying to @Google
@Google whose decision was it to make both @gmail swipe actions default to archive and where can I find them?
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the QB I never wanted who gave us the playoff win we had been waiting years for Welcome home, Tim
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Replying to @SEC
@SEC absolutely no integrity if you don't fire the entire crew for this Bama-UK game, these are egregiously bad calls
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WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S DREW LOCK O'CLOCK BABY
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Replying to @operagxofficial
@operagxofficial find on page (ctrl+F) literally doesn't work if the "extension needs an update" bar is in the way, no way this wasn't found in QA please fix ASAP
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Replying to @Freshpet
@Freshpet I have absolutely HAD IT with your packaging, I was opening with barely any force and it just ripped past the seal. FIRE YOUR QUALITY CONTROL PEOPLE WHAT ARE THEY DOING
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