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I wasn’t shocked at all when I learned this because the way she talks about sex is so absurd that it could only be written by someone who finds sex in general absurd.
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I do not like when ppl look up the menu before going to a restaurant..idk I feel like that take away from the experience lol..I like to be surprised or suttin idk
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Drink orders most to least alcoholic coded
1. Nonalcoholic beer.
2. Vodka soda lime.
3. Gin and tonic.
4. Hazy IPA.
5. A fancy cocktail.
6. A fun fruity cocktail.
7. Normal beer or wine.
8. A soft drink.
9. A mocktail.
This was wayyyyy funnier when I thought the picture was of your dad being in psychosis and dressing up as a woman.
When my dad was first diagnosed with dementia he went missing for almost 3 weeks. He was basically roaming around the Bay Area. Getting on different buses, but couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was only able to keep track of him because the lady at the bank felt so bad for me that she would tell me if he had had a transaction on his card the previous day so I could know if he was still alive. I had basically got to the point where I was starting to accept that we might not find him. My auntie (his sister) posted these pictures on her story and the Cousin group chat went up. It don’t matter if your brother is missing and has dementia you gotta get sympathy from the heauxs‼️‼️‼️‼️
The lamest shit you can do is tell me somebody borrowed money from you. That’s a very vulnerable situation for them to be in and you’re gonna expose it?
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>Log onto LinkedIn
>comment “holy performative” and “who gives a shit” on every post you see
>log off
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I absolutely love being alone after a breakup. I don’t need the annoying chatter, or false intimacy of a rebound. I need peace and quiet. That’s how I come out of a dark period even brighter than before.




































