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EASIEST BARS IN THE US TO FIND A WIFE
1. Bemelmans Bar (New York, NY)
2. King Cole Bar (New York, NY)
3. The Carlyle Hotel Bar (New York, NY)
4. The Campbell (New York, NY)
5. The Polo Bar (New York, NY)
6. Off The Record (Washington, DC)
7. The Hay-Adams Bar (Washington, DC)
8. The Violet Hour (Chicago, IL)
9. Kumiko (Chicago, IL)
10. The Patterson House (Nashville, TN)
11. The Dewberry Living Room (Charleston, SC)
12. The Ordinary (Charleston, SC)
13. Esters Wine Shop & Bar (Santa Monica, CA)
14. The Georgian Room / Lobby Bar (Santa Monica, CA)
15. Any wine bar where the girl is reading Joan Didion and pretending not to check LinkedIn
It’s absolutely insane how much women care about men’s opinions.
Completely inconceivable that men all over the country would create a TikTok movement and dress a certain way to the gym to prove a point because a mid tier female comedian made a joke on TV.
Went on a first date last night.
I kept it a surprise and called her a black car to the restaurant - a michelin star.
I opened the doors and told her to turn her brain off and ordered everything all night.
She said she felt so protected and secure.
She said she wants to start as friends. Makes sense, every bride says she's marrying her best friend.
Thinking of taking her shopping to Paris next.
That NYC Man retweeted
Male demands for a woman in 2026:
Age 20: Hot
Age 23: Hot and chill
Age 25: Hot, feminine, “brings him peace”
Age 28: Has her own money but is never at work
Age 30: Doesn’t go out, smoke, drink or party. Somehow still “fun”
Age 33: Virgin with experience. Respects his “mission”
Age 35+: 22-year-old supermodel, chef, therapist, family money. Submissive, but pays half.
His mission: be a "high value" man
Thank you @MurrayHillGuy1 for uncovering this shocking truth. No one could've seen this coming.
The latest Astra model from OpenAI is insane!
I asked it to improve my Hinge profile. Astra scraped every successful profile in Manhattan, reverse-engineered Hinge’s ranking algorithm, ran 14,000 simulated A/B tests on my photos and prompts, and concluded the bottleneck is, unfortunately, me.
Ty Astra!
That NYC Man retweeted
Ok I’m sorry but you (or whoever the guy is) handled it very very poorly.
The girl did nothing wrong.
Guys, never do this. This is not game. This is telling the other person you lack social intelligence.
What's with all the fuss? Do we wanna live in a society where two consenting siblings can't even make out with each other?
Rumored lawyers caught making out in Central Park goes viral and divides the internet trib.al/FWTTAUH
Her: Nothing much just been busy with work all day.
Work:
Rumored lawyers caught making out in Central Park goes viral and divides the internet trib.al/FWTTAUH
Therapy weakens agency.
Therapeutic narratives blame present behavior on n childhood wounds, trauma, attachment patterns, or unconscious defenses. These explanations can reduce shame, but they can also reduce responsibility because there’s nothing you can do to fundamentally change it.
I think large scale therapy is a massive net negative for society.
I’m now 100% convinced we live in a simulation. You just can’t explain this with odds and probability.
I've been staring at these photos for 20 minutes and still can't believe they're real.
That's Lionel Messi holding a five-month-old baby during a charity photoshoot 18+ years ago.
That baby is Spain star Lamine Yamal, who Messi will now face in Sunday's World Cup final.
How is this possible?!? Unbelievable!!
