Jesse

And now we're here at a standstill I wonder if you feel The kind of pain that rips your insides out? That's something I know all about Shocking, ain't it?

[okay so i pulled the hong lu, so i'll just shard the heathcliff.]

This is me, if you even care.

Come on, tell us! Wheat? Sourdough? Bagel? Baguette?

The snake is back.

Okay! Got it! Let me make a sign real quick!

How it feels walking as an enby #NonBinary

The man lost his mind. A bird picked it up and flew away. That was theft. So he called the police. They arrested the bird and sent it to jail. It now works on lunch duty and serves eggs for the prisoners.

Chat how do you rizz up a barber bloodfiend

You're welcome! What do you want the sign to say?

Mariah and Ada want to be bread? Interesting. I wonder what type of bread they'll be?

Awesome! I'll make sure to block off all those nailing gazes while you fix yourself up!

Can I be the person with the comically large sign that prevents anyone from seeing

Ha Ha Boobs Are Awesome

It would be cool if the gorilla also had a tesla cannon and could give shields...

You can't tell me you look at me and don't see fat pussy energy.

HEY! I'LL FREAKING SWEAR AT WHOEVER I FREAKING WANT TO! FREAK YOU!

That's not FREAKING cool. Let me go this instant or I'm gonna get MAD.

Hey man, this is ASSAULT. (They call the police.)

I bet if I had a pussy it'd be fat, though!