Reverend Ray Ray McRaybob and 69 others

This is what I bring to @X. What do you bring?

I'm sick of the RING camera footage of people robbing the candy. Yeah. We know. People suck. But YOU suck, too. Next year, post a sign telling Trick or Treaters to ring the bell. Answer the door. Wait for them to say "Trick or Treat!" and then give them a piece of candy.

Ten years ago today.

This nonsense needs to end. Standard Time everywhere all the time. @POTUS @SenateGOP @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats @HouseGOP @realDonaldTrump

Dear @Chicago_Police Who is this female officer and why the fuck is she being paid?

As presciently suggested by @MallyNoShow, tonight's meal is a roast beef sandwich on rye bread...mustard on top, mayonnaise on the bottom. And a few olives, which are not Canon, but I don't have any coffee ice cream.

I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to have for supper. Just so tired of everything. Doctor has me on Farxiga now. I get hungry, but have no real interest in eating.

I'll draw pornographic pictures of Muhammad on every page, piss on the book, and THEN burn it.

I wonder how much it would cost to have it transported to the US? frenchestateagents.com/frenc…

Anybody else remember when grocery stores had special crews that would come in to restock shelves and tidy up? Nowadays you can't do your shopping because in addition to the fucktard shoppers, there are pallets and bellman carts and piles of boxes everywhere.

Nice.

I think it's about time to start thinking about cooking up another batch of Bourbon Bacon Jam.

Two things I've noticed. Folks on the right can admire and respect another person, even knowing that person despises them and everything they stand for. Meanwhile the left hate you and hate you even more for not hating them even though they want you dead. And Wheaton is a crunt.