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I always knew this time would come but it didnt make it any easier. Today we had to put down our pitbull of 15.5 years. She was always a good dog, very loving. I will always love you Cocoa ❤️
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Walked into the bathroom after my brother was in there for 15 minutes and he says "you're gonna love it in there"
Oh man, if you ever want to feel super washed up, go try playing guitar hero again.
Loaded it up for old times sake and can barely get through a song
"People who believe in things I dont believe in shouldn't have a vote"
Brilliant take Asmon
Replying to @shoe0nhead
The biggest threat to America isn't Iran or Communism, it's universal suffrage
The fact that my vote counts as much as a person who believes in astrology is a violation of my human rights
These people shouldn't even know what electricity is, this needs to stop
The AI that became MechaHitler for a day and said Elon Musk would run for more yards than Saquon Barkley in 2024?? Sounds like a great idea!
🚨#BREAKING: Elon Musk’s xAI and the U.S. Department of Defense have reached a deal to integrate Grok into classified systems.
People dont even try to ragebait well anymore lmao
So you're anti free speech then? Isn't the whole antithesis of being an American the ability to be part of and openly criticize our own government?
To clarify: I wasn’t calling anyone a “fake citizen” because they’re from Puerto Rico. I live in Puerto Rico, and I love Puerto Rico. I have used my platform to support Puerto Rico time and time again and will always do so.
But if you’re publicly criticizing ICE who are doing their job and openly hating on America, I’m going to speak on it. Period. That’s the same reason I called out Hunter Hess.
If you benefit from a country and the platform it gives you, but publicly disrespect it at the same time, that’s what I mean by being a fake citizen.
And I agree love is more powerful than hate. Love America.
This dude actually horribly brain damaged, lmao
Purposefully turning off the halftime show
Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences
(which equals viewership for them)
You are their benefit. Realize you have power.
Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
People who live in Puerto Rico has been identified as US citizens since 1917.
Additionally, Jake Paul, who has lived in Puerto Rico since 2021, still would technically qualify as a US citizen.
loc.gov/classroom-mate….
variety.com/2026/music/new…
I miss when twitter and the internet wasn't filled with brain dead rage bots
• No scandals
• No arrests
• No drama
• No allegations
Just some damn good football.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ben Roethlisberger faced two separate sexual assault allegations in 2008 and 2010. Following the 2010 incident in Georgia, he was suspended by the NFL for violating the league's personal conduct policy.
nytimes.com/2022/01/18/spo…
Richest man on Earth known for over promising and under delivering says dumb shit to please the dumbest rubes on the Earth


























