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supermodel by day superhero by night

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Joined February 2022
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Some people give ya a bakers dozen I’ll give you an Alan dozen. It’s 9. I have no idea what happened to the other three.
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This was *really* dirty and people should be held accountable but I also don’t think we need the courts deciding if someones motives for running for public office are pure. That seems maybe worse? I dunno 🤷‍♂️
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Just use your watch if anyone asks for proof
Say I run 26.2 miles alone. No bib, no medal, no crowd. Someone will still tell me it "doesn't count" as a marathon. Can I say I ran a marathon? Or does it have to be "the marathon distance"? My legs still ran 26.2.
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I bought a box truck to pick stuff up from auctions and I didnt really know what i was doing and for some reason at the last moment it clicked I wasnt gonna fit and I slammed the brakes but i was less than 5’ from doing this lol (photo taken after I got out of the way)
it amazes me that they raised the bridge, added a million signs to it, flashing lights, a warning alarm, and a passthrough, and people still fuck it up. If IQ testing were required for a driver's license, yearly vehicular deaths would probably drop to near zero.
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This is why I dress up like the flash
do people who date cosplayers have insane cosplay sex or no
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When I play golf I feel like everyone else on the course should be wearing a hard hat
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Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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Shooting the pigeons for KFC
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I think if I knew how to twerk I probably wouldnt tell anyone
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Bought a truck from Carvana and I’m never going back to a regular dealership. Car salesmen need to go the way of the ice delivery man.
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This did it. I finally downloaded Tik toc
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Automation Engineer I interviewed recently is named- and I’m not shitting at all - Johnathan Bravo It doesn’t get more ‘Murican than Johnny Bravo
what’s the most american name you’ve ever heard??
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Tell Jalen Hurts to lace em up
What would you do in this situation?
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Best day for college football since I don’t even remember
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Thank you for everything, Lindsey! Дякую за все, Ліндсі! 🇺🇦🇺🇸
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Seeing a lot of “Hey Grock” tweets and I hate them i wish bad things for the tweeter
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The jaguars are the team of the future
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A historic collapse by the Eagles. 8 seconds of total humiliation. The full final sequence.
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Death, taxes, and a late Nebraska meltdown. ❤️ to see it.
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Trump should bring back door knockers. Then he’s all but guaranteed a no bell prize.
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