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Some people give ya a bakers dozen I’ll give you an Alan dozen. It’s 9. I have no idea what happened to the other three.
This was *really* dirty and people should be held accountable but I also don’t think we need the courts deciding if someones motives for running for public office are pure. That seems maybe worse? I dunno 🤷♂️
A federal prosecutor confirmed a probe is underway into whether a candidate sharing Sen. Dan Sullivan’s name was put on the ballot to confuse voters. apnews.com/article/alaska-su…
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
I bought a box truck to pick stuff up from auctions and I didnt really know what i was doing and for some reason at the last moment it clicked I wasnt gonna fit and I slammed the brakes but i was less than 5’ from doing this lol (photo taken after I got out of the way)
Bought a truck from Carvana and I’m never going back to a regular dealership. Car salesmen need to go the way of the ice delivery man.
Automation Engineer I interviewed recently is named- and I’m not shitting at all - Johnathan Bravo
It doesn’t get more ‘Murican than Johnny Bravo
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A historic collapse by the Eagles.
8 seconds of total humiliation.
The full final sequence.
























