Comedy producer - @nextwehavepod with @reynoldsgareth @puttinonairspod + more I enjoy music, movies, books, baseball, dachshunds and hating on commercials.
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The frustrating thing about this team is that we have seen them be God-Tier Elite. For decent stretches. World beaters. They let multiple opportunities slip through their fingers. They beat themselves over and over and over.
On record, here in the bottom of the third, they come back and win and it will be all the sweeter for the bad start
But Mattingly has to be shown the door no matter what happens
As someone who was DEFINITELY diagnosed with it at 44 and has been in therapy ever since, this is an asshole response, @LouAnonAnon
Look. I love Swoop. But he needs to fall into a vat of toxic chemicals like the Jack Nicholson joker and emerge reborn as a Gritty-esque agent of chaos.
What if the aliens entrusted Steven Spielberg with disclosure instead of a government? Probably a good call, honestly.
Steven Spielberg: “I believe the cosmos is teeming with life… Is that life currently interacting with us?”
“When I made Close Encounters I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be great if this could come true?’ With everything that’s happened from 1977 til today, I can now make Disclosure Day and say — ‘Isn’t it going to be wonderful when people realize after seeing this movie that everything is true, and has been true?’”
I like this album so much I actually wrote about it.
alexbyrnes1.substack.com/p/l…
Today's listening. Some Indonesian prog rock.
GURUH GIPSY - Self Titled 1977
Fire. Absolute fire.
youtube.com/watch?v=7TA3PLQ9…
Today's listening. Some Indonesian prog rock.
GURUH GIPSY - Self Titled 1977
Fire. Absolute fire.
youtube.com/watch?v=7TA3PLQ9…
Alex Byrnes retweeted
Raising a child with someone from Philadelphia is so insidious, I caught my child watching a 14 minute YouTube video entitled “Best of Phanatic” and now my four year old says she won’t go to a baseball game unless “the green monster is there.” (We live in DC, I’m a nats fan).
Not gonna lie… this is the most fun I’ve ever had in my entire “career.”
The Price is WRONG! youtube.com/shorts/soEl0f60Z… via @YouTube
My wife is on set all week and I'm on day 3 of solo puppy rearing; I can't stop thinking about what a miracle it is that the world's young mothers don't straight up murder the young fathers.
IT'S ONLY DAY 3!
Asteroid City is the skeleton key to his entire filmography... the thing he's been grasping for.
