@TheAttack5

Mature, handsome mixed with a lotta ignance... #FIO ... 2 time Tweet of the Year award winner

 LA|PHL
Joined May 2011
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.@Four_Pins reads four pins once but then signs up to join the empire
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foo FIGHTas
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its MY bachelor party im gonna argue about the 2015 NL cy young
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i have a passion for driving suvs
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im more of a...bob burnquist guy. yeah. robert burnquist.
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blake wants to lock me in a walk in freezer
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The Dodgers are staging their third sim game in as many nights, and Alex Call nearly decapitated Andrew Friedman with a foul ball. I'd say it's time to pack it up.
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only in new york!
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American decline in a single sentence
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"goth industrial synth dark wave"
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kershaw was robbed in 2015
MLB Network
@MLBNetwork
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The Miz is the fourth pitcher this century to finish a season with more strikeouts than his opponents’ SLG% (min. 150 IP) 🤯 Jacob Misiorowski ('26): 252 K, .246 SLG Clayton Kershaw ('15) 301 K, .284 SLG Randy Johnson ('01): 372 K, .309 SLG Pedro Martinez ('00): 284 K, .259 SLG
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only in new york!
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i, too, struggle to identify the root of all my ailments
Fabian Ardaya@FabianArdaya
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Shohei Ohtani (through Will Ireton) said "I haven't been able to get a good grasp of the root cause of all" of his various ailments (biceps, knee, neck). Said he will take some time to evaluate in the offseason. "As of now, it's something I'm just going to have to manage."
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ManningCast but it’s Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez facetiming each other during Thursday Night Football while driving a Volvo six beers deep
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the phillies: trea turner fast so he lead off the dodgers:
Max Bay@choice_fielder
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The Dodgers Quantitative Analysis team is looking for talented undergrads (rising soph, jr, senior) and master's students for the '27 Summer Analyst Program. This is a ~3 month paid opportunity to solve real baseball modeling problems. Application link in 🧵
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how was i not following you @mf202905
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Pierre Roy - "Danger on the Stairs"
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One of the great "commonly believed with essentially no evidence" tropes, along with "I know the material but just can't do well on the exam" and "people have different learning styles". All of this is totally fake (really - look it up!)
Emma Camp
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My long-held opinion that "test anxiety" is fake: confirmed. You're anxious because you don't know the material! The anxiety is called not having studied hard enough!
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no phillies means i wont have to feel a little bad about nlds results. 3 peat quest is full go.
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don said we ride w trea and trea rewarded him with 376 plate appearances a 314 obp in the leadoff spot
je@TheAttack5
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don and topper are the same mgr. this is not a critique of one or the other, nor is it commentary on SS/CF Trea Turner. they are just the same guy, and its silly to believe one did anything remarkably diff than the other that lead to more or fewer wins
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