Bo Johnson

TV Show Idea: The Bachelor- only it's just me, no women. Each episode I go on a helicopter ride alone and learn to love and accept myself

Patiently waiting to see which Puerto Rican comedian Tony Hincliffe makes a regular on Killy Tony next week

Hired a dog trainer and if you haven’t it’s so worth… 90 minute session and I learned how to sit

I’m an airmarshall flying cross country with a dangerous inmate with multiple charges for murder & history of escaping custody. We get to our row on the plane and there is couple sitting in our assigned seats seats. The man say “This isn’t a problem right!?” 1/10 👇

Making the rounds in Texas :)

Doing this fun taping for @watchOFTV next Monday at the Ice House!

Planet Fitness is a discounted Korean Spa without the restaurant

Me going through Clear at the airport: Clear Employee: Fingers or eyes sir? Me: I’m more of an ass man actually

I did what anyone would have done #JenniferCoolidge

I just learned about burnt toast theory, and it turns out I’m not a late person I’m just the luckiest guy alive

For the record when my jokes bomb, I wrote them myself :)

Fires are the most fun natural disaster. Stop, drop, and roll sounds like a good time. With an earthquake it’s just take shelter and pray

Whenever I let someone pay me with international currency it feels so aspirational! “Yes, someday I will make it to Iceland!”

My New Year’s resolution is to go to planet fitness 5 days a week for an hour, but to only use the tanning salon

Billboards have me convinced that car accident lawyers are theater kids who compromised with their parents dream! “Alright I’ll study law as long I still get to wear a costume sometimes!”

The flight attendant safety demo was the first TikTok dance

Organ donation is like yeah I’ll help people. Once I’m dead!

Last night I somehow ended up making 10+ goofy Freddy Krueger memes

More serious professions should advertise like car accident lawyers. I want to know what my surgeon looks like in a cowboy hat