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I am not actually Brad Pitt

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Joined April 2010
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Being stupid used to be embarrassing
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As someone who built their own credit score from the low 500s to the high 700s in under a year… stop paying ppl to “fix” your credit. Pay them ppl you owe back, send goodwill letters, and update your personal info.
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It is lol
People are dressing up this Halloween like it’s the last one ever
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Injured NBA players 11 days into the season: Anthony Edwards (knee) Kawhi Leonard (knee) Tyrese Haliburton (hamstring) Chet Holmgren (knee) Jalen Williams (leg, ankle) Paolo Banchero (ankle) Jalen Duren (hamstring) Jaren Jackson Jr. (MCL) Ja Morant (hamstring) Kon Knueppel (hamstring) Ivica Zubac (ankle) Kristaps Porzingis (health issue) Coby White (calf) Jalen Suggs (knee) Tobias Harris (calf) Jusuf Nurkic (toe) Cason Wallace (shoulder) Mark Williams (shoulder) Nic Claxton (hamstring) Ben Simmons (Achilles) Bradley Beal (knee management) Keegan Murray (ankle) Egor Demin (leg) Max Strus (foot) Shaedon Sharpe (knee) Steven Adams (calf) Dominick Barlow (back) Dylan Cardwell (knee) Justin Champagnie (foot) Sergio de Larrea (knee) Mouhamed Gueye (foot) Ariel Hukporti (Achilles) TJ McConnell (hamstring) Noah Penda (hamstring) Maxime Raynaud (knee) Ben Sheppard (knee) Julian Strawther (knee) Nae'Qwon Tomlin (back) Henri Veesaar (ACL) Tristan Vukcevic (hip) Grant Williams (hamstring) Jimmy Butler (ACL)* Brandon Ingram (heel)* Dereck Lively II (foot)* Donte DiVincenzo (Achilles)* Moses Moody (knee)* Johnny Furphy (ACL)* Yanic Konan Niederhauser (foot)* Jayden Quaintance (knee)* Thomas Sorber (ACL)* Nikola Topic (back)*
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Dafne Keen wearing Kill Bill costume for Halloween, 2023
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When I worked in schools, my last office was in an elem. school in Queens. Many kids newly arrived from diff countries, many refugee children too. I saw some of these kids really lose the light in their eyes with how poorly they were treated by other students. The kids are cruel.
Cardi B speaks on Javits Frimpong , the 15 year old Ghanaian that was k1lled by his bullies in Bronx New York . She grew up in Bronx and shared her experience and says she will never raise a kid there . 💔
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Everybody do me a favor and check the calendar
why would i fuck u and you’re not doing shit for me????????????????????
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This wave of ‘I didn’t connect with it’ and ‘it didn’t work for me’ style of reviewing films is not it. Having a personal connection can be great as an aside but it shouldn’t be a prerequisite to recognize and properly review a good or great film.
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Life too short for all that!
The tension between two people who are clearly attracted to each other but are doing their best to keep things within the boundaries of friendship will always be louder than any actual flirting.
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No disrespect you do not strike me as a good person
Hot take: this is a skill issue
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Showing up and reffing a casual game is already a funny premise but the fact that the players naturally just accept his authority in these videos elevates the joke so much lol
Reffing a random Highschool team
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Damn didn’t catch this the first or third time. #Deep
Rewatching Sinners and I realize the biracial woman and the Chinese woman were the downfall of the group by giving the white vampires access to the black safe space. There’s something in that
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Do this anyway?
How to reset your dopamine levels to fully enjoy GTA 6 > Delete TikTok, it ruins your attention span which is necessary to not get bored while playing it > Don't pick up your phone first thing in the morning > Limit your screen time and social media apps > Start going to the gym > Take a walk every day in the sun without your phone > Quit sugary drinks and snacks > Start NNN > Maintain a consistent sleep schedule, also try to get 7-8 hours of sleep every night > Pause playing other games until it comes out If you start doing some of these things, when the game comes out the experience will be surreal and highly rewarding
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ZENDAYA CHANNELS HALLE BERRY FOR HALLOWEEN
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Bro saw that camera on his desk and fucking lost it
Now what about what I said warranted this response?
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It’s also ass
I’m watching Evil Dead Burn and this shit is a lot. Like it’s hellaaaaaa violent
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Naw this irrefutably tough
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LaMelo is a top 3 facilitator in this league but Gobert is not the player LaMelo thinks he is.😪
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I feel like deepthroat can’t even feel good for the guy and only exists for/because of pornography!
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It’s probably one of the few places in the western world where being black isn’t the worst thing. There are groups that have it WORSE.
Racism in Canada is CRAZY yo. I know racist white ppl don’t like us black folk but those ppl despise a certain demographic out loud 😭
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