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😂😂😂#PutinsBitch If you have 2 minutes, this happened on #Russian state's TV Channel 1 after the #G7. #Kremlin-backed TV's version of "60 Minutes" runs mashup of #Trump singing "Señorita" to #Putin's excellent #piano accompaniment!!! (sound up)
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From a Cruz autographed book, notice the “F” the “C” the “R” the “E” the “U” are all oddly similar in both … opps. 🤣🤣🤣
Some deranged bastard put this graffiti on the 59 freeway in Houston. TXDOT has been notified & I’m sure sure they will remove it expeditiously. But, in the meantime, Texans don’t have to look at this hateful garbage anymore.
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The Clear Cider 🦋 retweeted
Thank you @TheClearCider for finding the original image and the artists behind it: bria goeller and good trubble (Black owned design shop out of California)
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OMFG … long, but good for laughs.
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Behind the scenes with Trump staff (Jason Miller, Tulsi Gabbard, et al) dry running before the debate … ⤵️
Wow. They literally had to explain everything to him like a child. 😳
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Remember when Trump forgot who Tiffany was, wouldn’t hug or acknowledge her … and Tiffany’s husband, Michael Boulos, gave him the stink eye in passing?
Replying to @Angry_Staffer
Did you know Trump had a daughter named Tiffany? He forgot apparently.
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After I was shot, I had to relearn how to talk one word at a time. Today, I still struggle to speak but I have not lost my voice—and I’m using it to urge all Americans to vote for @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz tomorrow.
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“I’ll have one of your normal gay donuts, okay?” — JD Vance
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Well, all rumors suggest that Trump does love nips. 🤷‍♀️
BREAKING: Joe Rogan says he supports Donald Trump
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A question we’ve all been asking for months, until we discovered Melania requires $237,000 per appearance even if for Peepaw.
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Not too sure that Republicans going from calling Puerto Ricans garbage to calling a woman garbage is the whiz-bang political chess move they think it is
JD Vance: "The trash's name is Kamala Harris."
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If I had the time, I’d photoshop chinless Jason Miller’s (@JasonMillerinDC) beard or that forehead wart on Stephen Miller’s (@StephenM) head. And the world would laugh with me. 🤣🤣🤣
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Was it something I said? 🤣🤣🤣
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Super cringe
Replying to @Angry_Staffer
Are you a suave dancer? Personal specialty? 💃🕺
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Again, ladies … cover your drinks.
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Always remember …
Thank you, Reading, PA!!!!!! 24 HOURS TO GO! 🗳️
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And a veteran’s charity. And a homeless dog’s charity. What else?
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Media, 1 month ago: Trump winning; no one knows Harris Media, 1 week ago: It’s neck ‘n neck; no one still knows Harris Media, today: Harris leading in all states; Harris is too overexposed
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🤣🤣🤣 Well, of course Leon pre-selected the “winners.” What was the back door quid pro quo this time? 🤣🤣🤣
They pre-selected the winners? In other words, the entire thing was bullshit. They misled the American people and likely broke the law doing it
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