Doodsburg of the USA

Bitches love it when you refer to their breasts as "titty meat" trust me

It's kinda funny, when you get older you start to enjoy things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked..

Excuse me miss I would like to drink your bath water.

Big brown bouncing buttcheeks. Alliteration...

Bitches exaggerate their hip swing when walking around the mall. I could find a 13 year old malnourished boy with more hips...

I accidentally stapled my grundle to my shorts :(

Mmmmmm I really like how sesame seeds make my poop smell

In the big city with big dreams

Sometimes when I shit I add extra poop noises for my own amusement.

I just wanna shit out here with the wolves

I think I just shit my pants

You take that back lion-o is the shit

Wow big ole mall buttcheeks just galavanting around

Gonna start the week off right....by starting it on a Wednesday

Today I went scuba diving in some girls ass it was hot