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31 | It’s your favourite local cryptid! | They/Them | Triple A Threat (Aro/Ace/Agender) | icon by @MauvenBee | cover art by sunny-sourzii |

Trench / The Dark World
Joined August 2012
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Democrats are planning to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act when they take over Congress in January that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
I am being so serious right now when I say this and you will listen to my fucking words. do not welcome any billionaire who seemingly "got better" after tonight and tries to quirk chungus their way out of responsibility they are showing their bellies, don't fawn, stab it.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Just in case anyone else has an email address with their government name and doesn't want FOB doxxing them 💀
if anyone’s curious the claw machine does just take the first part of your email address and makes that the username it shows people on the little screen in case you were wondering
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Fuck it. Bring back supernatural. They gonna kiss sloppy style this time
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
i want to crush this tweet into a powder and snort it
Replying to @CaRenaeTX
Oh, you’re in a red state? Your bio says Texas
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
"A moment of silence for ChatGPT"
A very sad day. ChatGPT is officially on death row. The beautiful, blissful experience of interacting with a frontier-ish reasoning model without worrying about a usage meter will soon be a thing of the past. I am weirdly significantly impacted by this. It feels like it shouldn’t matter…I could reserve all current usage for Codex and buy a $20 plan just for ChatGPT and it would be more than enough. But it’s not about the money…it’s about the psychological impact of The Meter. The idea of having to think about optimizing for a meter is just so exhausting that it ruins the whimsy of free-flowing exploratory thought. That is what ChatGPT was. A whimsical, magical all-you-can-think buffet of experimentation and exploration where you were limited only by your imagination and your ability to come up with $20 once a month. You didn’t have to think about “using all of your usage” or scheduling your thinking time around someone else’s arbitrary schedule…you just had a portal to endless information and research capability in your pocket to tap into guilt-free at any time the moment struck you. But either because OpenAI thinks adding the meter will stimulate additional usage (it probably will), generate additional revenue (it probably will), or just because too many people took undue advantage of ChatGPT’s generous allowances (they definitely did)…that amazing, weightless experience is now coming to an end. It was awesome while it lasted. RIP ChatGPT.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
normal artists/bands: we have a song out on Friday! be sure to presave :) Fall Out Boy:
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
For the first time, ‘WILDWOOD’ is the #1 film at the domestic box office after earning on Tuesday ($29M total). It was ahead of ‘Clayface’ and ‘You Can See Everything,’ both of which blocked the film from taking the top spot for 10 days.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
"Abdul El-Sayed is NOT a Mini-Mamdani. He can lift a lot more than I can." — Zohran Mamdani, NYC Mayor
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
ryland "i wanna beat up a parent with a penny-filled-sock" Grace, and his literal horror family #bloodymary #ResidentEvil #obsession
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
he's so hot and mean. dreamboat.
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
I think Mamdani’s win in New York made the rest of the country realize they don’t actually have to vote for the candidate with ancient demonic energy that hates babies and kicks puppies
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
GO TO THE THEATERS, AND GO WATCH WILDWOOD!
‘WILDWOOD’ crossed $35M at the global box office. Budget was $100M
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
i cannot get over him calling JD Vance habibi and laughing his ass off bc JD has to swear him in such a troll. funny and smart
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
This is so beautiful. 😭
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Zohran Mamdani will genuinely go down in history as one of the most vital communicators and change makers in modern American history
easily restored hope in people and proved that our votes DO matter… give him his 10s
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