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Philadelphia
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Alyssa Al-Dookhi (they/them) retweeted
I think the Traitors really missed an opportunity to call the bachelor's team of faithfuls the "Peterphiles"
Alyssa Al-Dookhi (they/them) retweeted
Would like to be the first to offer to go down on the entire casting team of #Traitors season 3. Doing great work there folks
If anyone wants to know how it's going, my coworker and I just ended a meeting with, "Let's go eat potatoes."
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How fucking dare my favorite radio station play "What's Going On" right before my first zoom call 😭😭😭😭 @kexp you owe me
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Election night 2024 feels like Philly after a major sporting event - whatever the result, people will be setting fires and eating horse shit.
Invasion of the Body Snarchers (1956) is such a good movie but a little too on-the-nose for me to play in the background while I read my morning abortion news roundup
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Thinking about how the diner next door doesn't serve food 24/7 anymore:
We used to be a country.
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Found out today that the only three Arabic words my bf has learned from me in ten years are hurry up, slow down, and coffee.
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When is a car company gonna finally use their brains and put Ruben Rabasa in one of their commercials?
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The Anonymous is a great show except for the fact that I have to explain to my bf how someone becomes The Anonymous no less than 3x an episode.
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