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cricket fan who does science too. joined Mastodon. If you want to follow me there I'm at @theduckmachine@bsky.com

Cambridge, England
Joined June 2016
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Dear @elonmusk This is my last tweet. I have concluded that you are not worth my time. Bye. I'm on other social media now.
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I'd deactivate my account if I could remember the password
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My account on Twitter is currently heavily suppressed This shouldn’t be happening 3 month before an Election If you see this post please like, follow and RETWEET. Cc @X @Support
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Not good enough @CrossCountryUK ... We have just got on our train to find our reserved seats taken by people who also have a reservation for the same seats.
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Stokes pulling up with what looks like a hamstring playing a pointless #hundred game is not what we want to see. Poor bloke. #bbccricket
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Replying to @StanCollymore
It is really puzzling why advertisers don't want to spend their money here...
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Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that
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Football should do shoot outs like #Hockey #BBCOlympics
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That's so sad. Andy Murray's last serve in competitive tennis might be a double fault. Come on guys!! #OlympicGames #tennis
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There are worse places to play cricket! Jesus College #Cricket
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Just seen the #OlympicGames mascot .. I mean 💩💩💩comes to mind?
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Loved hearing Michael Johnson last night on #BBCOlympics opening ceremony. Asked what he thought about it, he said "It was different" .. as an American that meant "It was not like usual" .. but of course UK people will think he meant "it was terrible" @SoVeryBritish
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It wasn't terrible...!
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Great that the GB girls have just got a diving bronze, but feel for the Australian team there. They will be devastated. #Diving #Olympics2024Paris
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Paging @norcrosscricket ... Gruntled is a thing!
As part of my regular series on lost positives, I’m happy to report that you can be ‘consolate’ as well as ‘disconsolate’. If you’re lucky, you can also be gruntled, feckful, woeless, and in a state of total array.
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Over rate has been woeful this morning #BBCCricket
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Great being at Trent Bridge today. Get a different perspective that you don't get on TV or radio. Like how many players have a double digit repeating number in the teams. Root 66, Brooks 88, and loads of the Windies have similar numbers (seen 11,33,77 so far!) #bbccricket
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