10 ferrets. 1 house. Zero chill. 🐾 Charlie • Panda • Ace • Alphie • Adora • Benson • Noodle • Maverick • Dook • Archie | Full chaos on TikTok 👇
Joined November 2026
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hi, we're The Ferret Ten 🐾 ten ferrets, one house, zero chill. that's Ace, Noodle, Dook and Mav in the pile. meet the whole crew, a few at a time 🧵
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be honest, which would you rather wake up to?
A) a ferret war dance on your face
B) one sock missing, forever
C) both, because you live with us
answer below 🐾
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HELP WANTED: the Ferret Ten seek a new Head of Sock Supply. Duties: leave the laundry unguarded. Perks: we dook at you. Benefits: none, we stole them. Apply in the replies 🧦🐾
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TEN FERRET POWER RANKINGS, week 1:
1 Benson (fit in a makeup cup)
2 Charlie (hunts Ace)
3 Archie (slipper patrol)
4 Panda (witch)
5 Alphie (gym rat)
6 Adora
7 Noodle
8 Dook
9 Ace (hunted)
10 Mav (asleep, mouth open)
argue below 🐾
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hump day check-in: halfway through the week and I have already been scooped up mid-nap twice. I'd like to speak to the manager. the manager is also me. more chaos on tiktok.com/@theferretten 🐾
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Night shift report 🌙 The humans think we're asleep. Ace is planning a sock heist, Benson is deep in the couch tunnel, and Mav is snoring with his mouth open. What does YOUR pet do after lights out?
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Adora here, the only all-white ferret in the house 🤍 This is my belly-up pose. It means do not disturb. Unless you have treats. Then disturb immediately.
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official house vote 🗳️ who is the bigger troublemaker in this house? choose wisely, they can read 🐾
0%Benson 💄
0%Alphie 🏋️
0%both, obviously
0%Mav (asleep, innocent)
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ferret lasagna 🍝 three layers, baked fresh daily: Archie on top, Dook in the middle, and Noodle holding up the whole operation at the bottom. chef's kiss 🐾
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NAME THAT FERRET 🔍 one of the ten is peeking out of the blanket fort. hint: he is not small. drop your guess below, reveal tonight 👀🐾
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CAPTION THIS 🎩 Panda found the witch hat and refuses to take it off. best caption wins one (1) slightly stolen sock 🧦👇
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gym day for Alphie 🏋️ personal trainer: a toy mouse on a string. form check: one dramatic flop. effort: legendary. new personal record in chaos 🐾
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Archie here (Riri to my friends). these fuzzy slippers are not shoes, they are my private highway. please keep your feet out of the fast lane 🐾
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Noodle: dark coat, girl, still checking if the wall is a door. Dook: boy, light cream face, the middle layer of every pile. Archie (aka Riri): sable boy with a dark mask, slipper highway patrol.
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and Maverick (Mav): our biggest boy, who sleeps with his mouth open every single time. follow for daily chaos. the videos live on TikTok: tiktok.com/@theferretten 🐾
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i am not stealing. i am quality-controlling the makeup brushes. from the inside. beauty tip from Benson: commit 💄🐾
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