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For the love of the game. @KaizerChiefs

Midrand, South Africa
Joined August 2016
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Nthabi Sings has a perfect body😍
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Helen Zille is considering running for Joburg mayor in 2026 apparently. Let me tell you now, if she does, she will win. And not by accident. Like it or not, she has a proven record of turning a city around. Just look at Cape Town. You can debate her politics all you want, but she gets things done. Joburg, as it stands, is crying out for that kind of leadership. (And Cape Town has the lowest unemployment rate of all major cities). If this happens, the ANC will lose Johannesburg for good. And when Joburg goes, so does Gauteng. People are tired. They want working traffic lights, clean streets, functioning municipalities, not endless excuses. Right now, everyone is complaining about what the ANC has done to the city. Zille offers a real, visible alternative. This might be uncomfortable for some to hear, but mark this tweet and save it. If I am wrong, I will say so. But I doubt I will be.
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𝟭𝗦𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟!!! Former Kaizer Chiefs defender Aden McCarthy 🇿🇦 equalizes for Sabah against Borussia Dortmund. #UCL #UNPLAYABLE nitter.cf/ADorsano/status/211259…
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lol! This is funny because I actually do.
Replying to @Anele @SizweDhlomo
I’m sure @SizweDhlomo has his own MTN towers
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Betway Premiership: Lamontville Golden Arrows vs. Kaizer Chiefs Starting 11: Leaner, Frosler, Cross, Miguel ©, Moloisane, Maboe, Mthethwa, Abrahams, Mmodi, Vilakazi, Baartman Subs: Bvuma, Dortley, Monyane, Mako, Mtasingwa, Shabalala, Velebayi, Chislett, Ighodaro Head Coach: Fernando Da Cruz #TheKingdomIsRising #Amakhosi4Life #TheKingdomRises #LoveAndPeace #BetwayPrem – at Mbombela, South Africa
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Before anyone believed it was possible, Cassper Nyovest did it!!! You can never rewrite history. Congratulate the boyz without using my name!!! Be happy for them, I know I am !!! It’s an amazing day for South African music but most importantly, for THE LEGENDARY SCORPION KINGS!
Eish‼️‼️‼️ Scorpion Kings are exposing Cassper Nyovest's fill'ups were not full - I am not okay. 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
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My Goat found himself a hun that looks exactly like his ex wife… No one is irreplaceable…😭😭😭😭
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Unbelievable. Despicable!!!! Disgusting!!!! Sies !!!
WATCH🚨🚨 A man allegedly followed three women into a Sandton powder room after they rejected his advances. He then threatened to “put a bullet in their heads” and told them they could record him, saying nothing would happen to him because he was too wealthy.
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My Sol says he got Emtee if he want to fill up FNB Stadium. 🔥🔥
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A salary of R20K a month is peanuts?
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They must give Maboe that armband
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Match Day! 🏆#BetwayPrem ⚽️Polokwane City vs Kaizer Chiefs 👕Men’s 1st Team 🗓️Saturday 12 September 2026 🏟️Old Peter Mokaba Stadium 🕞15h00 📺SuperSport 202 🎟️R60, Computicket, Shoprite: kaizerchiefs.com/kc-tickets #TheKingdomIsRising #Amakhosi4Life #TheKingdomRises #LoveAndPeace – at Giyani, South Africa
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Apple my dear we will miss important calls with this nonsense
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Nah man this shit if funny, you deserve a free jersey.😭😭😭😭😭😂
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This is the day that the Lord has made.
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Good morning my favorite Kings and Queens have an awesome weekend ahead ❤️❤️❤️
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Biggest dollar that I’ve ever received from X. Thanks for engaging with my tweets guys 🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️
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The last time I dated a single mother She said she's going to take the kid to her baby daddy Ngihambe naye I didn’t have a car that time…So I waited in the rain wangena endlini for 30 minutes ... Kwaphuma baby daddy wearing a trunk wathi "Hoola bra.. Uthi uzolala Ungavaya wena” 😭😭
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