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The 'Jason Bourne of Uselessness', and as close/personal a friend to @leonard_mcclane as Clark Kent was to Superman. THE YIPPEE KI-YAY PRINCIPLE is on sale now.

Joined August 2023
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"If you're coming to this assuming it is a remake of the fantastic VERMAINES (aka INFESTED) then the sight of Matilda Lutz pouring herself into a dominatrix' leather onesie and strapping on the gimp hood may well throw you off." boxd.it/hjwfqT
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"This landing the same week as the eventual David Walliams revelations really does drive home what the fuck we were doing to elevate these odious, intolerable, talentless fucks to the heights we did." boxd.it/hjvqWJ
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"I think Film Twitter's silly exaltation of this over the summer was insane." boxd.it/hjk4r3
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"My youngest ate it up - then woke me at 0555 this morning to suggest we prank my wife by pretending we'd swapped bodies!" boxd.it/hji6CX
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I did my stint as a 'proper' critic through the noughties and the "boom" in pop culture that I completely detested and I think looks dreadful across TV and film now. This article nails that whole time... theguardian.com/news/2026/no…
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If you don't think UK law needs to be seismically overhauled then you need to lay down the 'legal science' on how an adult can't possess an image of a 16 year old naked without committing an offense but they can strip a 16 year old's clothes off and have sex with them, lawfully.
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Sexy recognises sexy. Every time. @BilgeEbiri boxd.it/hiljLP
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"... Brand is not the only comedian whose alleged behaviour is often described as an “open secret” in the industry..." Noel Fielding spent most of the noughties aggressively accosting his teenage fans with a tongue straight down their throats and...
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"The story of Larisa Savitskaya is an honest to God astonishing one and the opening to this account is a full-on doozy." boxd.it/hhKQON
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"If you're a fan of what Taika Waititi and his 'lot' were doing before they left for Hollywood and Waititi fell up his own arsehole then there's kernels of stuff here for you to enjoy." boxd.it/hhJF6j
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🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations
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So, is David Walliams planning on staying sectioned until he's got some 'assurance' there's no criminal charges coming?
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Tell me you haven’t seen ROB ROY without telling me you haven’t seen ROB ROY.
The 10 worst Oscar-nominated performances of the 1990s.
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"... It doesn't get anyway near enough credit for its super tight economy in its storytelling..." boxd.it/hfUYQJ
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"For us 'side-sequel' ~obsessives~ this is a stellar MIDNIGHT RUN follow-up of decidedly bleak flavourings..." boxd.it/hfUQwh
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"The set-pieces are all couched in a believable but still exhilarating 'reality' and the drive is very much a relatable, human one that Ethan Hawke sells the shit out of." boxd.it/hfRL9h
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My sources are 😗👌
I asked a mate who works for The Guardian how come they've passed no comment on David Walliams being pulped out of existence by Harper Collins. They said "Stand by..." I think HC reacted to something 'big' that is impending from The Guardian. Now, what's The Daily Mail's excuse?
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We're going to hell in a handbasket...
Action Cop Precinct! Jaxon_flix on IG
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