@TheMiamiBro

SoFlo born n raised! #GoFins #Heat #Canes #Panthers 🇺🇸 🇨🇴

Florida, Man
Joined March 2012
I have no words for this, such an awful, awful story.
Six Flags dad who died after falling from 'Goliath' roller coaster ID'd as Atlanta teacher trib.al/km5U4ij
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Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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Bijan tried to sub Tua out 🤣 🤣 🤣
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OMG 😱 😂
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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NFL legend Mike Ditka has passed away at the age of 86. RIP.
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Thank god we don’t have to sit through his press conferences anymore. This is truly painful. Chargers fans, don’t say we didn’t warn you…
#Chargers OC Mike McDaniel on his job security being a topic after 4 games: “I would be foolish or I’d feel entitled if I didn’t expect there to be disappointment that comes with the territory of the job. ... I don’t expect to get praised through failure.” Full answer:
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What did Kay Adams do to her face??
Trade FOR Saquon Barkley. FOR. Go now.
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I think I’ve watched every variant of this video over the last 3 days. Send help
WR1 Nightmare juice 😭🐆
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Where’s everyone who supported these pedos? Where are all the UFC fighters that flocked to these absolute pieces of shit? Where’s Dana White and the UFC who welcomed them with arms open? The Trump administration who got them out of Rumania? Why so silent.
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Should’ve been a Dolphin
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Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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Man this little mf is dancing all over my timeline
Who's gonna be the first NFL player that hits us with this as TD celebration
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Kyler Murray after the Vikings defense carries them to a 4-0 start
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If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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If you believe this bullshit, I’ve got a bridge to sell you…
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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Republicans have controlled the state for 27 years. If they haven’t done it by now, they’re not ever. Only a fool would vote for Donalds.
Replying to @ByronDonalds
@ByronDonalds: "We're going to lower insurance premiums 20% in the state of Florida."
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Number 1 pick in the draft… Retweet for Jeremiah Smith. Favorite for Arch Manning.
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This is a great piece from @SiClancy about why the Dolphins should not take a QB with their first round pick next year...consider buying Willis in superflex dynasty before Jeremiah Smith, Miami Dolphin becomes a foregone conclusion dolphinstalk.com/2026/09/mia…
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