—ꜰɪꜰᴛʏ.

“ꜱᴏ ʀᴜɴ, ʙᴀʙʏ, ʀᴜɴ. ʀᴜɴ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇᴀʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ’ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ.” ↱ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ. ↱ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #ꜰɪꜰᴛʏ. ↱ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ 18+ ʀᴏʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ↺ ᴀɴᴅ ♡.

I know it’s stupid to be upset. I had been looking forward to the release of the Ocarina of Time remake since the announcement. I had been saving up for a Switch 2 and the game… only for literally on the day of its release to hit with unexpected bills. This fucking sucks.

H O R R O R N I G H T S.

Wow.

— @ADeadGirlDreams

Reminder that I like maybe six people total. And 4 of them are @ADeadGirlDreams’s alters.

Listen, I try not to kink shame. As long as everybody’s a consenting adult, have fun and be safe. I’ll never understand one of the most common kinks: feet. Some people are so turned on by feet and it throws me off because I’m just like…. How are you aroused by that?

I love you endlessly.

This is the reminder to have the day you deserve.

Some of y’all need to visit the doctor and get diagnosed with a large dose of “Shut The Fuck Up.”

I love you, @ADeadGirlDreams.

Had to get a root canal this morning. I hate dental work.

To all those that bought the limited 40th anniversary Zelda edition of the Switch 2, only to turn around & resell it for triple the price: Your mom’s a fucking hoe, and I hope both sides of your pillow is always warm. I’m so frustrated that it’s sold out and I can’t get it.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

This guy at the Barnes & Noble cafe is watching videos on his phone at full volume and it’s pissing me off. Shut the fuck uppp. No one wants to hear your cringey videos that say “You’re going to get your financial break if you just like this video!” Get a pair of damn headphones.

I can’t be the only one who loves coconut but thinks coconut water is absolutely nasty.