Purveyor of whimsy and part-time genie in a bottle ✨ DC-based ✨ Curated chaos, tastefully dangerous

Washington, DC
Joined February 2026
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Thank you so much for always keeping me in the most beautiful boots babe!! I’m in love 😍 🙏
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Have you missed me?
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Seattle!! I'm home, you beautiful weirdo. And after taking selfies in airport bathrooms all over the country this summer to prove I'm a real girl, it's oh-so-very nice to be home one last time before summer officially ends. ☕️💙
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When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars and I wanna have…
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The fact that these are somehow the only photos I have to show my nail tech when I want that perfect nude blush again is, unfortunately, not the hardest thing I’ve had to explain lately. 💅 A glimpse inside my complicated, strangely enchanted life. substack.com/@penelopequerid…
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My self-care package arrived today! Half-client related goodies and one whole half for pure spiritual maintenance ✨ I wrote a little thing about this too 👀 substack.com/@penelopequerid…
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I love that someone named Topanga just followed me. Hey girl, I loved your hair in season 3! ❤️
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Extending my trip in NYC for one more day! 🍎✨ Can’t wait to see what the Big Apple has in store for me! 🗽❤️ 9/13-9/16 🌃
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I looove this little dress! I’ve never bought it because I would probably only wear it for a photoshoot, but I could be persuaded otherwise 😈
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❣️NYC 9/13-9/15 ❣️Seattle 9/21-9/25
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My newly updated list of wishes remains an accurate psychological profile: expensive skincare, beautiful surroundings, and wearing as little as circumstances permit. 👙 Visual aids attached 💋
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Happy Friday! Hope everyone has a lovely weekend 🥰
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kelela performing ‘mexico’ by incubus for spotify’s live room
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I watched too much true crime while jet-lagged and now I have Thoughts™ about intuition. I fear I have more to say about this. 👀 substack.com/@penelopequerid…
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May god bless all the women doing the lord’s work by posting pictures of themselves in the clothes they bought online in the review section. 🫶💅
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Accepting applications for a full-time Pool Daddy.
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