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The Untriggerable | Potterhead | Hufflepuff Prince | IG: @thepyropreacher

Azkaban
Joined July 2010
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All the best people declare war on Hogwarts. Have you ever considered dividing your gender identity into separate pieces and storing it in hidden objects, so you can’t be invalidated to death?
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Press money no jutsu
My Hinata don dey bill me. No be ramen Naruto dey chop?
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Why are you people disturbing this man? Somebody can not have friends again?💔
Nvidia’s CEO Jensen Huang has resigned after it was revealed he was having two (known) affairs.
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Had to pop a pill to fall asleep last night. Sometimes my brain just wants to punish me and not shut off.
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My homie believes that maybe James Gunn should have let Supergirl be a tv show so that she and LOBO could be fleshed out properly. Give them 6 strong episodes to shine before Big Screen.
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If you say so sha, cos i was so sure.
No it's not Jay-Z, it's me
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I have a question. Why is it that you people never answer me when i ask for advice???
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Please advice me. If the woman you love does not want to follow you to Mariah Carey can you invite another woman but just as friends?
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2000s Beyonce will always be my Beyonce.
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How to listen to 50Cent’s In da club, you play the original by 50, then the Beyonce version then finish with the Mary J Blige edition.
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“You’d block someone over politics?” Sir, I’d block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me. 😭
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Don’t have anyone to watch Doomsday with. No one i know in Paris cares about the MCU.
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Hello @MariahCarey please help me beg @Yasminn_D to come to your concert with me. If she does not agree i will not come ohh😭😭😭
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Just don’t let your guard down. She might still show her true colours. Never trust them.
It’s all coming together quite wonderfully ❤️ Thankful
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You see am😂😂😂
Guy i was doing security back in college so i clocked in and saw ny partner for the day was Ashley. I don happy say na babe i go do the stroll with. Imagine my disgust when a nigga in dreads walked in said he’s Ashley. LOL i too vex ehnnnn 😂😂
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I am watching "The men who stare at goats" and i swear there are really people like this, even more dangerous because their own is from religion or their god.
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As a man why is your name Ashley? As what? As in, meaning what? So what’s your middle name, Jessica?
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They say Usher and Chris Brown dey quarrel while on their tour and i have never in my life been so sure about who’s fault it is without hearing any side of the story.
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Maybe na Jack Lowden go win this Bond thing sha.
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I have not met anyone who loves this shit like i do. The foolish dance and this fucking song. I was obsessed.
PEACEMAKER has one of the greatest opening credits in recent TV history. The Skip Intro button never stood a chance.
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