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ALM

@TheRealALM

there is no peak.

 Australia
tinyurl.com/therealalm
Joined March 2018
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How Charlie Kirk could have avoided the bullet
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America Enjoyer 🇺🇸 (@USMNTBob) profile pictureAmerica Enjoyer 🇺🇸
@USMNTBob5 Dec 2025
Replying to @TheRealALM
Getting grouped m8 sorry
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Drew@vuckaroosOct 29
Replying to @aleaguemen
Stop using your fans to advertise to the league, unless you’re going to back us when it comes to overpolicing
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ok so i uploaded this on mute and did not realize i grabbed the christian meme version
ALM (@TheRealALM) profile pictureALM@TheRealALMOct 27
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James Dodd (@JamesDodd89) profile pictureJames Dodd@JamesDodd89Oct 27
Football Australia has handed Auckland FC striker Sam Cosgrove a 2 match ban & fined him $2000 for his interaction with a journalist at a recent press conference. One game of the ban is suspended, so misses Brisbane Roar (A) - back for the NZ Derby. @aleaguemen
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Peak A-League #SYDvADL | 🔵 0-1 ❤️
Adelaide United (@AdelaideUnited) profile pictureAdelaide United@AdelaideUnitedOct 25
Couldn't take that one off him 🤭 #SYDvADL | 🔵 0-1 ❤️
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peak a league
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Was briefly top of @TheRealALM league #humblebrag
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1 game ban and $1000 fine for this!?
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Neil Sherwin (@neilsherwin) profile pictureNeil Sherwin@neilsherwinOct 17
Tom Lawrence, I wasn’t familiar with your game. Rate it.
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we got this weekly from that one brisbane roar fan
Swearing Sports News (@SwearingSport) profile pictureSwearing Sports News
@SwearingSportOct 21
What the fuck have I just seen from this kid😂😂😂😂😂
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See you Saturday, @juanmata8! 🤝 The reigning Victory Medallist will attend this weekend’s Melbourne Derby. melbournevictory.com.au/news…
In a Mata of days: Victory Medallist returns for Melbourne Derby

In a Mata of days: Victory Medallist returns for Melbourne Derby 

Melbourne Victory can confirm that the reigning Victory Medallist Juan Mata will attend this weekend’s Melbourne Derby.  The revered Spaniard, who won the 2026 Johnny Warren Medal, recognising an...

melbournevictory.com.au
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can't believe Delianov still argued that lol
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Ok fair what a goal to start this ALM season
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(well aware there are already 2 dub goals)
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men and their struggle to put the toilet seat down
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And for the love of all that is holy, can we stop with derbies to start the season, please
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No goals but a great game to start the season, we're off to penalty shootout now
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Replying to @andrewvoerman @aleaguemen @aleaguewomen
Even we wouldn’t do that.
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We've had statements from clubs, players, active groups, fans. About time we have a statement from the media as well. Long live the A-Leagues
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