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Dave Van Ittersum

@TheRealDaveVan
 Detroit, MI
Joined April 2009
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@jasonmiller156 May 2023
4) At 27,000 sf @MatickAutoWash is the largest car wash and detail center in Michigan The #carwash is adjacent to George Matick @Chevrolet, one of the highest volume #Chevy dealerships in Metro Detroit It has 2 encl. wash tunnels, 18 indoor vacuums and 15 interior detail bays
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Reposting this tweet from 7 years ago because it didn’t get the recognition it deserved the first time around.
Dave Van Ittersum (@TheRealDaveVan) profile pictureDave Van Ittersum@TheRealDaveVan2 Jun 2015
I saw a double mermaid once. It had the bottom half of a fish and also the top half of a fish.
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Harrison Plaskey@OG_HP15 Feb 2020
#GDTBAB #TIAB
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Jeanna Trotman@JeannaTrotmanTV25 Jun 2019
A touching moment between diehard @DetroitRedWings fan Michael Banaszewski, Jimmy Howard, & @Dylanlarkin39 at the @RocketClassic celeb challenge. Michael is fighting cancer & his hospital room is decked out in Red Wings everything. Larkin said these are the fans they play for.
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I’m convinced my garbage can will never get full as long as I keep pushing the trash down with the strength of a thousand suns every time it starts to overflow.
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The trick to a happiness is: ⚪️ love yourself ⚪️ have fun 🔘 to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.
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Disappointing.
DLS BroZone (@DLSBroZone) profile pictureDLS BroZone@DLSBroZone5 Sep 2018
Breaking News: For the first time in recent history, GIRLS will be allowed in the BroZone for all DLS sporting events. Ladies, remember to show up in theme, dressed appropriately and ready to have a good time. #CoZone #GoPilots
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My stand-up comedy routine is almost half way done. I’ve almost mastered the ‘standing up’ part. Just need some jokes now
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Late night comic for the fans: wholesome edition
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Shrine Knight Football at the walk to end Alzheimer's Disease. So proud to be a part of Team Suzy! #TTP #COMMITTED
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My headphones disconnected from my phone while I was lifting and “Ain’t no Other Man” by Christina Aguilera started blasting through the speakers. I have no regrets.
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Somehow hurt my hamstring while bench pressing today. I brought so much shame to my gym that I have to call it “James” now.
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We collectively screwed up as a society by calling it a “dad bod” and not a “father figure” nitter.cf/daveandchuck/status/10…
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@DaveandChuck6 Jun 2018
Here's the chart to see if you have a Dad Bod? washingtonpost.com/news/wonk…
Do you have a dad bod? This flow chart will tell you

Do you have a dad bod? This flow chart will tell you

This handy chart will help you (or your husband/boyfriend) figure out if he has a Dad Bod

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I love the taste of an ice cold Michelob ULTRA ® after a long hard day at work and at the gym. Great taste with only 2.6 carbs! #ad #promoted
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Reposting this tweet from 3 years ago because it didn’t get the recognition it deserved the first time around. nitter.cf/therealdavevan/status/…
Dave Van Ittersum (@TheRealDaveVan) profile pictureDave Van Ittersum@TheRealDaveVan2 Jun 2015
I saw a double mermaid once. It had the bottom half of a fish and also the top half of a fish.
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Me: I’ll be right there, give me 2 seconds. Co-worker: One. Two. Ok let’s go Me:
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Late night comic for the fans
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” nitter.cf/abc7ny/status/10029673…
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@ABC7NY2 Jun 2018
Cool for summer or fashion flop? Nike introduces fanny pack slides 7ny.tv/2LiteX3
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I think it’s funny how some people act like they know how to workout but have never done this exercise
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It’s 3/16! Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day! Be sure to stunner your friends, family, and co-workers in celebration.
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