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*I didn’t pay for that damn checkmark* “A Twitter rando” - Rolling Stone mag. Possible CIA operative according to OAN. Writer. Photographer. Father.

Joined October 2016
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Just so I can keep these altogether in one place and pin them for whomever might care. My personal backstory: nitter.cf/hoarsewisperer/status/… 1/3
Last week, I asked if my back story was something people were interested in reading about. The answer was a fairly overwhelming ‘yes’ so now I suppose I owe it to you to make good. To be honest, I’ve struggled with this, so this may be a bumpy ride. 1/
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“I shall put on a cute little zip-up and storm the Normandy that is… the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory.” What a fuckwit.
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Inflation is OUT OF CONTROL. It now costs two Zacharias to buy *one* Scaramucci. Crazy.
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Jeez, people, stop being so mean about Katie Zacharia. Language isn’t her first language.
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In a statement on her hasty firing from the White House, Katie Zacharia said: “<mumble> <mumble> <something unintelligable> thank you.”
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Weekly tradition time (albeit a bit late). Finding some light no matter how dark the dawn. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Lived well or simply lived to tell, both work. Just something good.
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Weekly tradition time: ending the week with some light no matter how dark the days. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Small, medium, or large, size doesn’t matter. Just something good.
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Weekly tradition time: finding a glimmer no matter the gloom. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Saw the lights come up on Broadway or caught a sunset over Gotham, both work. Just something good.
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Friday tradition time: ending the week with some light no matter how dark the days. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Minute or momentous, size doesn’t matter. Just something good.
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Caught this busy little bee bustling about the goldenrod today. The fields are so pretty right now. Hard to stay inside when life is so beautiful outside.
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Y’all, look at this pretty little one. That’s a broad-winged hawk. They are hella good at the whole flying thing. This time of year, they gather up before winging their way to South America for winter. I’ve only seen one close enough to get a picture one other time, so this was a treat.
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How about we make this week’s edition of One Good Thing a really good one? Weekly tradition: finding the light no matter how dark the days. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Got out of a rut or found your groove, both work. Just something good.
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I have no idea what these flowers are, but aren’t they just the prettiest little things? It is like they have 1000 tiny little flowers in the center of one larger flower. I dunno man, that just seems really cool to me.
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Weekly tradition time: ending the week with some shared joy. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Caught a pretty sunset or lived to see the sun rise seven more times, both work. Just something good.
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So lettuce is poisonous now and we can’t eat blueberries. What matters is that a guy who dances like he’s pullling a towel through his ears is getting a new ballroom.
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Weekly tradition time: finding a little blue sky, no matter the weather. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Had the clam chowder at Billy‘s or found some chicken soup for the soul, both work. Just something good.
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If I see a toad, I’m going to pick up that toad. That’s just protocol. I’m not saying we’re best friends now but we totally are.
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Weekly tradition time: ending the week with some rays of sun no matter the weather. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Went somewhere is as pretty as Ogunquit, Maine, or hit up a café on Main Street in town, both work. Just something good.
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Did you know that bees take naps? Yeah, I didn’t either.
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It’s always “You have ADHD.” Why is it never “Thank you for telling me about the geologic history of what is now New Jersey after having spent hours reading about it because you saw this cool rock outside a Barnes & Noble, Mike.”
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