Grinding, bro. 30 years. My parents were in The Godfather. (Tony Rizzo parody account. I will not actually fight you.)
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Folks, I’m not trying to take all the credit here.
But it’s nice to see that Deshaun Watson finally understands that everyone in Cleveland will forgive you for being a shitty person if you are good at your job.
Atta boy, 4!
Folks, Deshaun Watson is playing well and is now universally loved and accepted!
This makes me hate Art Modell even more for moving the team right when OJ Simpson became available again.
Folks, the Browns are only on par for 20 penalties tonight, if the Steelers continue to decline every other infraction.
Folks, Grossi reports that Hollywood Higgins is a healthy scratch for tonight’s game against the Steelers.
Folks, what’s lost in the “Baker vs. DeShaun” battle is Hue Jackson laughing up at Todd Monken from hell after all these undisciplined penalties.
Folks, since 1999 the Browns have had a tremendous amount of offensive success when they get cute.
Rare miss on that Concepcion sweep.
Folks, Deshaun just needs a few more years to shake the rust off.
Time for my #NeverEasy #GoBrowns tweetback.
Folks, after zero sacks, zero pressures, and zero tackles in his first game as a Rams, Myles Garrett is now on the IR.
You can remove Myles from the Browns, but you can’t remove the Browns from Myles.
Folks, every year I wonder what the British commoners think of this guy.
Most of us are Browns fans by birth. This guy chooses to base his entire personality on the worst entertainment product America has to offer.
Do they still have asylums in London, and has he escaped?
Cleveland Browns are back ! What’s your predictions against the Jacksonville Jaguars ???
Judkins gets a touchdown
#Browns win 21 - 12
If we do lose we win at Half time 😂
What’s the weather where you are watching ?? We have rain in london ☔️
Folks, Grossi reports that due to the high likelihood Arch Manning will be playing for the Browns next year, he’s using tonight’s national stage to practice being shitty.
Folks, @Browns owner Jimmy Haslam has already accomplished something that’s usually not seen until November.
Never in Browns history have fans threatened to drop their tickets BEFORE the season begins!
Atta boy, Jimmy!
Folks, LeBron’s deciding factor for joining the Philadelphia 76ers was that Dan Gilbert has been awfully stingy about letting me use his plane over the last decade.
#Respect
Folks, if you want to look at the bright side of the Myles Garrett trade, we are now at least 6% less likely to be maimed in a traffic crash on I-90 now.
Folks, the Browns tied in their 2026 NFL schedule release with the 1987 video game, Street Fighter.
Grossi reports that this was meant to showcase two iconic franchises that were last worth spending money on in 1988.
Folks, it’s that time of year. We’re going to have wall to wall coverage on a draft for a football team that hasn’t appeared in a conference championship game since the 1980’s, while completely ignoring the basketball team that is currently in the playoffs.
GOOD TO BE ALIVE!
Folks, my account was “permanently suspended” yesterday by the dipshits who run this bot filled hellscape.
In order to return, I had to change a bunch of settings, because someone apparently thought MY tweetbacks were actually those of the drunken grifter at WKNR. (1/5)
If this doesn’t get me permanently banned, I’ll resume my normal shitposting. If it does, I’ve had a good time with you all over the past 9 years. There are some great people on here, and I’ll miss the interactions.
Hit me up on my real account. The Joyce one. (4/5)