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Have any Virgin Media customers out there been directly contacted by the company about it ditching its email service? It announced this at the start of September.
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Day 0 at #cloudflareconnect. Let’s have some fun.
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New motherboards, old RAM, plenty of life left in yesterday's PCs theregister.com/systems/2026… DDR4 makes a comeback as component costs rise, while Linux offers an escape from forced upgrades <- by me on @TheRegister
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Earlier Pythons defaulted to the host system's encoding. So Windows scripts opened UTF-8-encoded data sets, only to have non-ASCII characters corrupt or crash the program. Culprits could be as innocuous as a smart quote or a fancy apostrophe. @TheRegister theregister.com/devops/2026/…
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My dude, you can’t even get people to stop calling it Twitter.
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Guest-host escapes are the nightmare virtualization scenario. If true, observers have suggested the potential seriousness of the flaw means this researcher's reward should be more than the $50k max under the bug bounty program. Read more here: theregister.com/offbeat/2026…
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Debian's latest kernel security update has 1,313 reasons to patch theregister.com/os-platforms… AI-assisted bug hunting adds to maintainers' workload, while broad CVE rules help explain the sprawling tally <- by me on @TheRegister
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If you tell him the pen is going to kill us all / take his job, you can start a frontier lab.
I had an employer, during an interview for an IT position, do the stupid “sell this pen” gimmick. I literally just told him “no” and it got super awkward. I never got a call back.
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AROS, the FOSS recreation of AmigaOS, comes to Raspberry Pi theregister.com/os-platforms… Plus: new official Amiga-branded hardware is coming <- by me on @TheRegister
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When it comes to inference, compute is key, but memory bandwidth is king. With 128 accelerators OpenAI's (& Broadcom) Jalapeño offers ~2 PB/s of HMB4 B/W — more than either Nvidia's Vera Rubin or AMD's Helios My 1,000+ word analysis only @TheRegister theregister.com/systems/2026…
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The Matrix took its name from a 1984 novel written on a manual typewriter by a man who didn't own a computer. 42 years later, that novel finally gets its own screen. William Gibson typed Neuromancer on a 1927 Hermes portable. He coined "cyberspace" before he'd ever logged onto anything. The book swept the Hugo, the Nebula, and the Philip K. Dick award in the same year, the only novel ever to take all three. Then Hollywood spent four decades strip-mining it while calling it unfilmable. The Wachowskis lifted the matrix, the jacked-in hackers, the AI pulling strings behind a corporate veil. Every razor-girl assassin in sci-fi traces back to Molly. Johnny Mnemonic, an actual Gibson adaptation, flopped so hard in 1995 that studios treated his work as radioactive for a generation. At least five directors attached and detached over the years. Chris Cunningham in 2000. Vincenzo Natali in 2010. Tim Miller at Fox in 2017. Each attempt died the same death. By the time the technology existed to film Neuromancer, audiences had watched its ideas in a dozen movies that borrowed them first. The original became unfilmable because it looked like a copy of its own copies. Now the timing loops back on itself. A story about a rogue AI maneuvering to escape its corporate constraints, written before the web existed, lands in January 2027 as the least speculative thing on television. And one detail makes the whole arc perfect. When Neuromancer royalties came in, Gibson bought his first computer, an Apple IIc. Four decades later, Apple is the company putting his book on screen.
See you on the other side, cowboy. #Neuromancer — January 22
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Digital sovereignty is real in Europe. The UK? Not so much theregister.com/columnists/2… via @TheRegister & @sjvn Trump's unpredictability is pushing governments and businesses toward #opensource while Britain remains glued to US tech.
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