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under construction, fabulous waterpark coming soon

best open-air spaceship ever
Joined September 2008
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I nailed this in 2016. It only keeps getting more real. Can’t wait to put out this new one, been working on since! It’s so good! Ugh the process is killing me, so close to done. Meantime bone up amazon.com/I-Human-Lori-Harf…
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At long last, my algo is finally starting to understand me
Good morning mutuals
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"It is easy for me to imagine that the next great division of the world will be between people who wish to live as creatures and people who wish to live as machines." - Wendell Berry
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"We submit for your approval this and other frozen moments of nightmare placed on canvas." November 8, 1969: The Night Gallery pilot movie debuts. Includes Steven Spielberg's directorial debut, "Eyes." The series followed a year later. Happy 57th birthday, NG!
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I keep trying to tell this to people
NOBODY CAN PIN POINT THE EXACT ORIGINS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE🪽 WHO CREATED IT🪽 UNDER WHAT AUTHORITY🪽 IT'S THE NEWEST LANGUAGE ON EARTH🪽 NO TIES TO ANY NATION OR STATE🪽 YET IT BECAME THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF OLD EUROPEAN COLONIALISM🪽 LATIN REPLACED WITH A LANGUAGE HIDING THE REAL MEANING OF WORDS🪽 A CONSTRUCT AFTER A RESET🪽
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Yessssssssssssss
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checks out!
What if God created the universe, but left the source code in the digits of pi?
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Frog-gut bacterium cures cancer!
Hey @grok Has there been a recent breakthrough with a naturally occurring bacteria in soil that successfully eliminated ~100% of tumors across multiple cancer models with a single dose? 🔹️Yes or No🔹️
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LIFE returns to print 11.23.26. Read our Editors’ Letter and learn more about the new LIFE here: new.life.com
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“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.
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So attracted to this purple person! 😂 hope your weekend was great!
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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We’re all acting like we have all the time in the world!
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They call it artificial intelligence, not artificial wisdom.
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“This is called #synchronicity - a state in which you almost feel as if you are in a collaborative arrangement with fate.” — Wayne Dyer [ #Art • “Pagoda Gate Glow” by odellhussey ]
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Just in case anyone is wondering: I live in Paris; if I didn’t have X dot com I would have no idea there are riots in France.
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AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT AND FUTURE REGRET!
Make sure you order your copy to avoid any disappointment this year. The next run will not be available until later in 2027.
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We really are making the most beautiful books in the business.
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Proud to bear witness! Such a great night
753 crowd surfers over the barrier. New record at the Brooklyn Paramount. History made.
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Had my mind @knockedloose tonight! Thanks for coming to Brooklyn! I needed the adjustment!
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