@TheTimAkins

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life

 Astoria, NY
Joined July 2011
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Finally got to sing some karaoke last nite for da first time since March ‘20 🎶 🎤 🍻 My Setlist: -Cracklin’ Rosie - Neil Diamond -Jump (For My Love) - Pointer Sisters -Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy
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Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncing
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"Can somebody bring that guy, like, just a blanket, or maybe a salted pretzel? Just anything. He deserves something. That is faith right there. That is dedication." - Joe Tessitore on the last remaining Vanderbilt fan in the building
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Spite is a powerful motivator #RedRiverRivarly
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Yellow Jackets tied it too!
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To who Manning, to who?!
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Ducks playing my brand of football
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Sickos Committee
@SickosCommittee
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From the Akron Eastern Michigan broadcast - a perfect band kid joke.
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genuinely upsetting
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncing
Oct 10
The College GameDay crew, reveling in their lack of knowledge about non-Power 4 college football teams.
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What a beautiful game. We’re just going to put all 22 players in a phone booth & run it right down your throat and see what happens.
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Aint no way fam
SNY Rangers
@SNYRangers
Oct 10
BREAKING: The Rangers have announced that Igor Shesterkin will miss the rest of the season Shesterkin left last night's game against the Capitals with a lower-body injury
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Bravissimo! Bravissimo! Bravissimo!
Every Heat (1995) Frame In Order
@heatframes
Oct 8
HEAT (1995) - FRAME 3473
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What a heroic endeavor
Every Heat (1995) Frame In Order
@heatframes
Oct 8
HEAT (1995) - FRAME 3474
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Jon from Maspeth
@JonFromMaspeth
Oct 8
It’s fitting that Trent Grisham ends the season after my rant when he accepted the qualifying offer.
WFAN Sports Radio
@WFAN660
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Jon in Maspeth blew a gasket over the Trent Grisham news 😂
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WFAN Sports Radio
@WFAN660
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Jon in Maspeth blew a gasket over the Trent Grisham news 😂
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Went out sad in front of Dua Lipa...?
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Trent@Trenciarte
Oct 7
“We’ll be back after this commercial break” *Fanduel, political ad, Polymarket, Liberty Bibberty, Sydney Sweeney nude*
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New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYork
Oct 7
Josh Hartnett "Who's that? Dakota Johnson "That's not real Anne Hathaway "Free associate Josh "Original Gangster Anne "OG Anunoby? Dakota "That was amazing Anne "So OG Anunoby–– Dakota "That's a real person? Anne "Yes…Game 4…one of the greatest baskets…it's poetry in motion Anne "Every year for my birthday I always ask for courtside tickets for Knicks…When I was a kid I was in nosebleeds…One year…Ball coming straight for me…OG came this close…Bucket list moment…"
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Ran (1985)
Films to Films
@filmstofilms_
Oct 7
Drop the last movie you watched that left you like Al Pacino.
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D.H. Gutierrez
@Dave_Aklo
Oct 6
had that thang on him
micah !@bucketszn__
Oct 5
Dr. Loomis use to blow that mf at Michael Myers 😭
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Albert Freaksers
@coochieokada
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Dr. Samuel “ walk em down” loomis
micah !@bucketszn__
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Dr. Loomis use to blow that mf at Michael Myers 😭
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