Standing there like parsley | Enjoying Shark Week | WR speedrunner for Tales of Maj'Eyal
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Thaster retweeted
On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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DELTARUNE DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH ENEMY VARIETY
WE'RE GOING TO ADD A NEW ENEMY
A GORILLA
HE'S GOING TO BE FROM THE MOON
HE'S SUPER SMART
WITH A SHORT RANGE TESLA CANNON
AND A DOME SHIELD TO BLOCK
THE FIGHT ACTION
Thaster retweeted
I liked Silksong but I think it's fundamentally a badly designed, boring game. It plays it really safe with its characters, too. I think a good start would be redesigning Hornet. Perhaps she could be a gorilla from the moon who's super smart and fights with a tesla cannon
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Really need people to understand that DSP's situation is more of an eternal punishment situation like Cain.
I need AI just to look up basic stuff now, like "When does the infinite pasta start at Olive Garden" or "Why did they cancel the infinite pasta at Olive Garden" or "Can I get a refund if I ate at Olive Garden but there was no infinite pasta". Google used to answer that for me.
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Seen a lot of Nathan For You clips shared around the last few days but haven't yet seen anyone repost the pinnacle of the televisual medium that is Nathan Fielder as Captain Sully landing in the Hudson River as Bring Me to Life by Evanescence plays
