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Smitty

@TheeSmitty

Illegible Bachelor

Joined April 2013
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Logging into Twitter dot com every day
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This year I’m going to work on Halloween as Oliver Reed (showing up drunk, fistfighting my coworkers)
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Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy
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Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it
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Waow
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Former neighbor escaped from prison recently. A bit perplexed about it, honestly. You wanna be a free man? In THIS economy?
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Hunter moon rising
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Power came back and woke me up. Switched everything back on, and clocked out for my smoke break. Easy money.
Smitty (@TheeSmitty) profile pictureSmitty@TheeSmittyOct 25
Transformer blew at work time to get paid to nap
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Transformer blew at work time to get paid to nap
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cop asked me what "in perpetuity" meant. these are the people they're letting shoot everyone
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Determining that a $30 haircut every couple months is an expensive luxury I can do without but $20 for a pack of unfiltered cigarettes every few days is not
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Fillet o fish and chocolate milk, your guts are gonna sound like Gettysburg
. (@eagiesbetter) profile picture.@eagiesbetterOct 23
Good eats
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HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 23
You can’t say Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, or Bruce Willis. Who’s the greatest action movie star of all time?
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Guy who bought land in southwestern California when the ground starts shaking:
a guy called tyrone (@tyrsttle) profile picturea guy called tyrone@tyrsttleOct 22
MY FAULT!
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Mmm green
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Golden canopy my beloved
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I’m an artist. I’m a performance artist.
6ix (@O_sinofm) profile picture6ix@O_sinofmOct 19
Moaning during sex as a guy is performative asf
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Big recognize big
John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) profile pictureJohn Frankensteiner@JFrankensteinerOct 19
“I admire him greatly”
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one second from every episode of mad men
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Finally laying down at the end of the day after a long shift…. My legs tingle gently
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Oomf
Daily object (@daily_object__) profile pictureDaily object@daily_object__Oct 18
Daily Object #916: Bundle of Sticks
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