jonk !

I get new followers infrequently enough that I can run vibe checks. If I can see you retweeting Elon Musk or some other idiot chud within 30 seconds of scrolling thru your feed, don't bother following cuz I will softblock you

I'm fucking stupid and I suck.

No I did NOT try to have fun and if I did I would have succeeded

A girl once told me I was like an appliance from a dating sim. I think it was central air.

Everybody knows where to go. Only I don't know where I want to go

Stupid.

Okay I knew a word. Is that so impressive?

Stumbling, hopping about to pull on my trousers

Sometimes I cross my palms and extend my wrists

I'm hurt by this whole town I which I live

Even this room of mine hurts

Everything is always against me

I'm gonna start a selling products business

We.

Every once in a while I remember that if most people want to drink michelob, they only have access to ultra, not golden, and I wonder how the fuck michelob is still a thing if theyre mostly selling piss instead of a pretty alright beer