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“Putin wants to make a deal”
Well Vlad, here’s the deal:
Get the fuck out of their country
I stormed down the hill when I saw the Township guys with leaf blowers and informed them,
“I just spent an hour cleaning this fucking ditch and culvert and you can get one of your fat asses down there and clean out the leaves you just blew in!”
I am THAT bitch.
I had a dream that I was one of thousands that volunteered to clean up the Whitehouse when the current resident is evicted.
I was tasked with using Q-tips to remove ketchup from antique inlaid furniture.
I SHOULD get up and do something productive.
But I’m GONNA eat this fucking Twix and lay back down.
Self care
Did chores, combed some horses, then trimmed some feet until my back said ‘Fuck you bitch”.
Typical day here
Nothing gets me outta bed quicker than knowing I have a brand new bag of coffee to open.
It’s the little things.
I finally spoke to my brother after more than 2 years. There were tears on both sides.
Live your life in a way that you can leave history in the past, and above all, show compassion when it’s needed the most.
I have a snub nose .357 magnum that my brother desperately wants, but he told me 2yrs ago that I’m dead to him.
Today I start the photo shoots of that gun living its best life here.
The Halloween photo is first, including lipstick and a pink dress
Because I’m a bitch like that.
I’m the witch that lives on the hill so I never get trick or treaters.
If someone happens to show up I suppose I could pass out syringes or palpation sleeves or some shit.
Still no results from yesterday’s flexion/extension X-rays.
They are usually posted the same day.
I picture the radiologist sending it to all his colleagues saying,
“Look at this fucking shit”
We bought a cheap old mare that hasn’t had a foal in 6 years because her uterus is pooling thick white fluid.
I’ve worked on her multiple times and even developed a unique treatments for drainage.
Progress is being made.
She is my white whale.
I’ve always prided myself on being exceedingly rare, but I’m not so happy to hear those terms from Doctors as they relate to my medical issues.
More imaging and a visit to spinal pain management before they can bump me to a surgeon.
I’ll play your game, but let’s fucking go.
I just got back from more X-rays.
I don’t have time to fuck around here. I have 10 babies coming next year.
Zoom meeting with neurosurgeon in the am.
I have a blown collapsed disc L2-L3 with the vertebrae sliding over my crooked fused L3-L4, and a cyst in the center of my spinal cord.
I fully expect to hear that it’s not surgical and to enjoy my pain
Mi Vida Loco
Helping a dear old friend clean up her barn aisle because her health is worse than mine.
Because that’s what you’re supposed to do.
As I sip my coffee with 2 sore hands and ponder the day ahead with all the things I need to do, all I can think is
“Christ on a cracker.
Buck up and tell your pain to just fuck off”
Namaste



