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Replying to @Bright_Shitemi
You have a pending hospital bill but you decide to pay dowry first.
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Homeboyz radio walikuita kukuuliza top scorer wa Manchester United ni nani, vile ulijibu wakaenda break.
Football KE idi0ts are now praying that Ajax and Bayern Munich bring their academies instead of their first teams 😂😂
We don't care! All we know is that Raila Odinga International Stadium is too big to have local clubs curtain-raise its opening.
Kenya now has a world-class stadium comparable to the Emirates. Let the world see what we have built and the kind of sporting destination Kenya can become.
Keep your negativity to yourselves and take it to your nyanyes 😂
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Now that thuraku is well gathering, remember we have a task ahead of us, kimundu keu no nginya gishoke Sugoi mwaka ukite. Wantam!
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Lecturers are on strike. Fuel price is on the roof. Hospitals are struggling. But Ruto would rather spend hundreds of millions paying Bayern Munich to come and play in kenya for 90mins. Aki heri Nugu rais kuliko Rais nugu kama hii
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chinese people discovering free speech for the first time:
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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What i've learnt from Mr. H ,is to not defend yourself, let people cook, the wave will pass.
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𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️
Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam.
🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
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Uko pale doggy style 4 inches zinapotelea kwa cheeks. Inabaki ukicheza na kofia huko mbele
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"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
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