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Old enough to Cum. Que sera sera. Am a Rastaman.

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the only fuck i'll be giving is the one that takes your pants off
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Tweeting William Ruto quickly gets you 0 likes. 😂
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Replying to @Bright_Shitemi
You have a pending hospital bill but you decide to pay dowry first.
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Thank You Mr. President
President Ruto has announced that Talanta Stadium will officially open on January 5, 2027, with a football match between Bayern Munich and Ajax. The stadium will also be named Raila Odinga Stadium.
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Homeboyz radio walikuita kukuuliza top scorer wa Manchester United ni nani, vile ulijibu wakaenda break.
Football KE idi0ts are now praying that Ajax and Bayern Munich bring their academies instead of their first teams 😂😂 We don't care! All we know is that Raila Odinga International Stadium is too big to have local clubs curtain-raise its opening. Kenya now has a world-class stadium comparable to the Emirates. Let the world see what we have built and the kind of sporting destination Kenya can become. Keep your negativity to yourselves and take it to your nyanyes 😂
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Now that thuraku is well gathering, remember we have a task ahead of us, kimundu keu no nginya gishoke Sugoi mwaka ukite. Wantam!
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Prime Sportpesa brought Everton to play at Kasarani. This shouldn't be something requiring a presidential address!
Ballon d'or winner Harry Kane coming to play at Raila Odinga stadium at the Talanta Sports City Complex.....hii ni mwecheche!!!
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Lecturers are on strike. Fuel price is on the roof. Hospitals are struggling. But Ruto would rather spend hundreds of millions paying Bayern Munich to come and play in kenya for 90mins. Aki heri Nugu rais kuliko Rais nugu kama hii
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chinese people discovering free speech for the first time:
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The road seems unclear here, but a moving man is a moving man 🥹
People born in 1995-2005, how's life?
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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What i've learnt from Mr. H ,is to not defend yourself, let people cook, the wave will pass.
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Modern problems, modern solution.
Modern men are doing extra ordinary things.🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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still the MOST relevant tweet ever
I hit someones car im so fucked dude
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Uko pale doggy style 4 inches zinapotelea kwa cheeks. Inabaki ukicheza na kofia huko mbele
Bubble ass saa ya mechi ni tricky kidogo
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Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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Goat sio?😂😂
Xysist kanatusiana after kununuliwa food. Goat if you ask me🤣
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Hello @RadioJamboKenya kwa majina ni Piochebrio kutoka Sindindi na ningependa wimbo wa Bedroom Mburi unichezee
Hello @RadioJamboKenya kwa majina ni Kianangi kutoka Nyahe na ninatakia Brighton ushindi
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