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I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS but leTTING STRANGERS toggle my capsloCK KEY is making me MiSERABLE
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If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me
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ALT A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.
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The Vegeta Pride comic LMAOOO
when I woke up in the morning and I saw the numbers I thought I was going crazy







































