𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►►

Yes, because you're cool too. Buuuuuut, if you don't wanna waste the costume.

Did they not ever tell you, all you need to be... Is yourself.

Are those y-your... GULP ... boobies?

Head in hands. Just because im a speedster doesn't mean it's always a quickie.

Consent to admire Halloween costumes ? PLEASE.

They wrote my full name on my order. Add one more to the enemies list.

Need a medical professional to explain to me the legitimacy of the Saw movies. Who the hell likes these?

Man, some of you are using some insanely huge words and my brain runs at a milionmilesaminutewhat were you saying?

Just told a meta they got Flashed and they laughed at me, I just beat your ass???

Beep Beep, your door dash is here.

Rents a little tight. Someone got a job for an aspiring talent? id list em, but there's alot.

When they say ive got them on Speed Dial, they're talking about me.

Speedster Saturday, where we all celebrate me.

Summer must be finally ending because I think I might be falling for you. 🫵

You dont know a real struggle until you've stomached 20 Five Hour energies and feel nothing. I should be dead.

Don't the police do anything, there were 10 dispatches in the last hour, three left, and I solved seven of em'.

What do you mean you mean they need a confidential package delivered across the Atlantic in less than an hour ! It's beeping !

Lets take it slow is a very difficult phrase for me.

Pointless, they really need to save those materials, it's so wasteful.