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Hurricane Nicholas avoided Houston just like Mike Fiers does every single time the Aβs play the Astros.
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The Astros won the World Series 3 weeks before Bagwell said this btw.
If you wanted to know why any type of Jeff Bagwell influence is a problem. I donβt know why he was so against what obviously worked. The future is now, old man.
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This broke me.
Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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It sincerely sounds like Milwaukee is playing a home game. I feel sorry for Rays fans that care a ton. Thatβs embarrassing. The building sounds electric because ofβ¦.Milwaukee Brewer fans? Yikes.
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The 2022 Astros had a:
111 team OPS+ vs. 2026 Brewers 105
2.95 rotation ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.61
2.80 bullpen ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.40
106-56 regular season record
11-2 postseason record, WS champs
As great as this Brewers team is, itβs β22 HOU
