@TimBarnes451

writer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST โ†’ @thejudgetravis

New York, USA
Joined September 2008
guys, calm down, itโ€™s always been American tradition for White House press secretaries to have no idea what they are going to say until the ketamine hits and deck Rorschach cards on the podium form words
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iโ€™m now hiring for a Series Of Complex Words Youโ€™ve Never Seen In Your Life That Just Means โ€œSlaveโ€
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Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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you know Jesus was Black because the executives didnโ€™t want him having a sex scene
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Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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voting ends October 15. bang the gavel for JUDGE TRAVIS! judgetravis.com/signal-awardโ€ฆ
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tis the season of pretending youโ€™re watching Gilmore Girls โ€œjust because itโ€™s onโ€
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when will up-and-coming podcaster Conan Oโ€™Brien host SNL?
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the Speed Racer theme song is a little too obsessed with him being a demon
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real ones know that Blade II is a love letter to The Power Puff Girls
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at the end of the day, arenโ€™t we all a Skydance corporation?
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whether youโ€™re on the political left or the political right, you get one hop this time
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i'll reemerge from the sewers once we all agree on what the word "television" even means
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