Writer, sceptic, satirist and freelance iconoclast. Will write for money.
Hackney, London
Joined August 2010
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Looking for a single Fontaines ticket for tonight - meet outside venue. #fontainesdc #roundhouse #tickets
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🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester city are planning on changing their representative to help them get a reduce punishment from the premier league.
They felt like their current representatives didn't give their all to win the 115 accusations.
Today I have signed an executive order closing all 2,000 branches of Waffle House. Belgian waffles are overrated. Terrible waffles. The worst waffles. Everybody says so. American pancakes are much better. The best. Thank you for your attention in this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP.
Unique football stat:
Achraf Hakimi of PSG won TWO games 3-0 last night.
One when @PSG beat @ChelseaFC and the other when Morocco were awarded the Afcon title after CAF stripped Senegal of their win.
Moth Club Faces Second Building Planning Application - Sign the Petition! c.org/Gxj4hNnZDg via @UKChange
"It's simple, it's eloquent" says an Apprentice contestant, describing an Easter egg. Just leaving that there.
#TheApprentice
#BOUARS
Who made that red card decision? Howard Webb clearly talking to VAR before the review.
Is that legal?
"What do you think they were talking about on the touchline Lee?"
"No idea."
Lee Dixons's transformation into late-period Lawrenson is now complete.
#ITVFootball #FINENG #NationsLeague
Francis Ford Coppola, now 85, spent 40 years on his muddled and misguided passion project. Watching it seems almost as long. My review @louderthanwar
louderthanwar.com/megalopoli…
It's bad enough when Gregg calls a rösti a "roshti" on #CelebrityMasterChef but the bald make-up guy with the comedy moustache has inexplicably gone for "Rushdie."
If only he'd served it with salmon.
Dublin's finest export since Guinness evolve farther from their post-punk roots with an exploration of human connection in our dark and divisive times. Review of the fourth #FontainesDC album @louderthanwar @johnrobb
louderthanwar.com/fontaines-…
#ENGICE
If only England had a Maddison or a Grealish they could call on to open up their opponents, eh
Family Band might sound like a folk group singing around a forest campfire but New Zealand's noise trio make enough of a full metal racket to make your ears bleed. Review @louderthanwar here:
louderthanwar.com/family-ban…
Discover @slatecaban and be first to hear "The Welsh Fontaines DC" say #louderthanwar. Review of Slate's debut EP Deathless here:
louderthanwar.com/meet-your-…
#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne
10. My Little Red Book - Love
Love's eponymous debut must have been a real head turner (ear-turner?) way back in 1966. And unfairly overlooked in comparison to Da Capo and Forever Changes.
#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne
9. I Will Follow - U2
The guitar, the chimes, the drums... THE DRUMS... the epic build-up of the first track on Boy literally and metaphorically foretells the meteoric ascent of U2's subsequent career.
#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne
8. (I'm) Stranded - The Saints
The perfect punk single kicked off a perfect punk album from Australia in February '77 - before any UK bands had put out an album.