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Developer 💻 | Streamer 📸 | Speedrunner 👾| Music Aficionado 🎶 | Lord of Loaf 🍞 | Fuck Ice 🧊 | (He/Him) 🫵🙂

At Some Dive Bar
Joined April 2010
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If you’re not throwing your pizza in the air fryer for 45 minutes to warm it up you’re doing it wrong 😋🤤
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sitcom about a guy who gets paid to do this but accidentally wins and now has to be a united states senator
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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We’re turning the ballroom into the largest Trader Joe’s in the country
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Enjoy your retirement @MartyTheElder
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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Walking into work tomorrow
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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Elon after giving $300 mln to the GOP only to see them lose a senator and governor
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Fuck it pronouns on the front of my house, right next to the address numbers
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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If your VERY FIRST reaction to watching a horrific Learjet crash is “That looks fake,” “It was a missile,” or “Where’s the debris?” then congratulations. You’ve just identified yourself as the perfect mark for every conspiracy grifter on the internet. It’s the same breathtaking stupidity that gave us the 9/11 Pentagon “missile” and “missing debris” conspiracy theories. A horrific tragedy unfolds before your eyes, and before you know a single fact, your first instinct is to invent a conspiracy. STFU & GTFO! You’re not “just asking questions.” You’re broadcasting your ignorance, your gullibility, and your complete inability to distinguish evidence from bullshit. And the people exploiting these tragedies know EXACTLY who you are. They know how to manipulate you, outrage you, and keep you coming back for another helping of manufactured mystery. They turn human suffering into conspiracy content, and you eagerly spread it for them. You think you’re exposing a cover-up. You’re actually exposing how easily you can be played. The grifters have a product. You’re the customer.
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“What do you mean your Halloween costume is Master Chief in Active Camo??” I made this. ✌️
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Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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i got that dog in me except i'm a beagle . AAAAAOOOUUUUURRRGHH .
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Robert Pattinson is reportedly in talks to star as Alucard (Adrian Fahrenheit Tepeş) in Netflix's upcoming live-action 'CASTLEVANIA' series.
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3% of “critical” software security bugs, in all of recorded history, have been found in the last month. This is on pace to find another ~100,000 bugs this year alone, adding ~26% more vulnerabilities to the all time total Do you realize how fucking insane that is?
I'm tired boss
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I would absolutely drop friends if they couldn’t be bothered to show up to my wedding on time if I hosted in the city we all live. Fuck off.
ExtraEmily got emotional and ended stream after seeing the clip of Ludwig saying he’ll never forgive her or the other streamers who showed up late and nearly ruined his wedding.
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‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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