@TimTimmons951
Joined May 2025
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Mark Malone@soundmigration14h
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgraves14h
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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@KristiNoem23h
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Blowing up those Russian data centers might be the first time my tax dollars have paid for a missile that actually made the world a better place.
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Every year I’m shocked at how much more people care about football than baseball. Why are so many more people interested in watching a standalone Snoop Huntley vs. Mike Penix game than the 2 best pitchers in baseball in the playoffs?
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Luke@lm110399Oct 10
They love Bill dude
Carolina Football
@UNCFootballOct 10
Victory Vibes 🍿
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bag@mookiebagOct 6
“Smile if you’re allowed to challenge a pitch”
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Billionaires can only become that wealthy from rampant exploitation. They pay workers shit, dodge regulations, buy our politicians, rig the laws & fuck over everyone. The idea that they’re just geniuses who work hard has been factually disproven. They’re some of the dumbest most vile entitled selfish narcissistic freaks.
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@AcynOct 7
BEZOS: Success is not villainy. You can be a billionaire if you started a hamburger stand.
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JA@J___AlvaradoOct 6
Guys you don’t want to run into in October
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It pains me to admit, but watching the NFL is slowly becoming less enjoyable. Officiating just feels more and more absurd and fake and robs the joy of the game. This happened to the NBA and it's now unwatchable.
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Stacy Cay
@stacycayOct 4
You can tell all these ai CEOs are total dweebs because SI stands for Sports Illustrated to anyone who’s had consensual sex before
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@Sheer__OpulenceOct 2
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Dinkleberg@bunannieOct 2
Living in Texas and watching YouTube is hell
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Andrew Marchand
@AndrewMarchandOct 3
🚨 NEWS: Dave Portnoy & Barstool Sports will no longer be on Fox's Big Noon Kickoff, The Athletic has learned. I just spoke with Portnoy. The story will be updated. nytimes.com/athletic/7654373…

Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports are off Fox’s ‘Big Noon Kickoff’: Sources

Portnoy and fellow top Barstool personalities like Dan "Big Cat" Katz have been part of Fox's college football program since 2025.

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John Halo@EpicMasterChiefOct 2
$16 for a sandwich and $6 for fries go fuck yourself
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It took 5-6 years and I got a lot of shit for it. But Dave Dombrowski has officially set back the Philadelphia Phillies franchise for the next decade. The same way he departed Boston and the Red Sox are still dealing with the aftermath. @Phillies @Braves
Tim Timmons@TimTimmons951Jun 20
Replying to @RedsoxStan @JordanLeandre55
There’s a shelf life on winning in the Dombrowski model. When you gut the farm system and have no prospects to trade & no prospects coming up to offset the high salaries to the veterans on the roster + No $$$ to spend on FA’s… …there is no way to further improve the team.
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Aaron Nola is owed $24.6 million dollars through his age 37 season. Dave Dombrowski 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 @Phillies @Braves
Tim Timmons@TimTimmons951Oct 1
Replying to @TimTimmons951 @MattLombo24
You could actually make the argument that Bloom had incredible foresight when it comes to the Story contract. They might have to eat next years $25+$5 buyout = $30 but old friend Dombrowksi and the Phillies owe Turner $27.3 million through age 40 / 2033 & he’s already cooked:
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I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.
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Ed Hand
@EdHand89Sep 30
Hate it. Lots of problems solved if it never happened.
NuggsyBogues@Sox_NugSep 30
Replying to @EdHand89
1.5 years removed, what are your thoughts currently on the Devers deal and return
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126 MLB games... .271/.371/.433 125 wRC+ 3.5 fWAR Turned 22 in May. Injuries are annoying, but this dude clearly is good at baseball.
Jordan Leandre@JordanLeandre55Sep 30
People have lost the plot on Roman Anthony (they did months ago but still). It's fair to question the readiness to anchor a lineup, especially with his injury issues, but calling him a bust is asinine. Too many of you are going there.
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Esteban@RedSoxAsereSep 30
Maybe the problem isn’t Roman Anthony but believing that every top prospect needs to put the team on their back and have an 1.100 OPS as soon as they hit MLB.
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