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Sam

@TimeForSammy

passionate about corgis. he/him.

 new york (NOT the city)
Joined July 2014
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ever since someone pointed out that the bus stop sign was added in post i can’t unsee it
Rebecca Black HQ (@RebeccasHQ) profile pictureRebecca Black HQ@RebeccasHQOct 30
It’s officially Friday.
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scrubbed through a video in VLC and accidentally gave Joe Biden an invisibility potion
corrupted-looking screenshot of joe biden talking in the white house. you can see his outline through blocky bits of the corrupted image.

ALT corrupted-looking screenshot of joe biden talking in the white house. you can see his outline through blocky bits of the corrupted image.

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when you ratioed nicki so fucking badly
Image from ari ꕤ (@ariaspetal)
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 29
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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How did they film this
youtoozbob (@youtoozbob) profile pictureyoutoozbob
@youtoozbobOct 28
This shot is so good
Image from youtoozbob (@youtoozbob)
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties. This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors. Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers. We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APOct 29
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers. apnews.com/article/doordash-…
DoorDash to buy Instacart for $17 billion in big consolidation for grocery delivery

DoorDash to buy Instacart for $17 billion in big consolidation for grocery delivery

DoorDash is gobbling up Instacart in a $17 billion acquisition that will supercharge its grocery delivery business.

apnews.com
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You're hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it's fine
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😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 26
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Image from act iii Updates (@B7Album)
Image from act iii Updates (@B7Album)
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Girl you were in Steven Universe, sit down
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 25
Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes
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Animal Crossing | GameCube - 2002
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I'm losing ctrl
Image from Sebastián Ramírez (@tiangolo)
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Nintendogs | Nintendo DS - 2005
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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Came thru so clean thank you patriot
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 27
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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a meteor just hit the school at my sims 3 save file and now the entire population of child and teen sims in the neighborhood has been decimated
Image from OnlyAbiDoang (@onlyabidoang)
Image from OnlyAbiDoang (@onlyabidoang)
Image from OnlyAbiDoang (@onlyabidoang)
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If you’re saying that “understanding your Constitutional rights” is advice to “evade ICE,” then you’re acknowledging that ICE is violating Constitutional rights.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 23
BREAKING: Mamdani instructs illegals in spanish on how to evade ICE
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the wii was just that bitch idk
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