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CanaCapicola retweeted
Militia N’ Monsters #5
Callsign: Gill
Name: Rico Chapman
MON Type: Mutant
Subclass: Gillman/Creature-of-the-Deep
have this really cool bagel place that i live really close too but i hate going there because i feel like my introversion/anxiety comes off as douchiness whenever i attempt to order something
CanaCapicola retweeted
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
CanaCapicola retweeted
Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
CanaCapicola retweeted
Matt Johnson: *walks up to random pedestrian* excuse me sir do you know where I can buy salamanders in bulk?
Pedestrian: *confused chuckle* what a strange question asked by a strange fellow!
Nathan Fielder’s new scheme to get people to buy memberships to a local failing gym:
